Don't look at the bulge

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"Hello?" (M/n) said, as he tilts his head at the unknown person. "Do I know you?" 


"Brother?" the voice says, but instead of a familiar voice, it was a soothing British male voice. "Help meeee." ".....Loki..?" (M/n) asked, as he stared at the somewhat taller male, with the hair not being long, only ending at the back of his neck. 


"I'm too young for this..." (M/n) said, as he got up, and left, leaving Loki to cry out for him. 


"Time to go bother Snape." 

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Snape was having a normal morning, no Potter, no Malfoy, no Weasley's, and most importantly No BLACK!


Sighing, he relaxed on his desk, sipping a cup of warm black coffee, marking off lots of tests that are 'incorrect' he says. 


'What should I do? Should I go and get some children in trouble? Or should I go get the Black children some dentition?'  And as he was about to make a decision.......

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His door broke down, and lord behold, their stood the kid he hated the most(Well more than Potter actually)..........(M/n) Mother-fucking Black. 

"Beep beep you sad fuck!" (M/n) yelled as Snape sighed, feeling his grey hair coming more earlier than usually. 

"What are you doing Black?" Snape asked him, as (M/n) stopped, only to give him his famous 'Black' smirk, as most of the staff says. 

"Loki got turned into a boy, and you can see the bulge of that thing." He explains, making Snape choke on the coffee he was drinking. "How in Merlin did she turn into a male!?" Snape exclaims, as he was waiting for a response. 

"Sir, if I knew, then I would tell you." (M/n) sassy replies, as he rolls his eyes. 

"Merlin, please give me patience, because only you know if you give me strength, that I will use that strength to beat this kid." Snape says, as he heard (M/n) snicker. "Snape!" He heard (M/n), "I didn't know you have a choking kink!"

A loud scream was heard in Professor Snape's class that day. 

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"Do you know who did this to you?" Snape asked Loki, as he waited for the answer. 

"Probably my ex-adopted brother, Thor, but he knows not to come near me." Loki replied, as he looks to the side, only to hear a snicker. 

Sighing, Snape just told them to rest, only for them to say back, "No." 

"Just do it." said Snape, glaring at them. 

"We shall not do that." Loki replies back, giving a 'huff' to him.

"Just go back to your dorms!" Snape yells, having enough of their bullshit. 

"Woah woah," (M/n), brining the attention to him, "Calm down Snapping Snape."

Going red in the face, Snape tells (M/n), "I'm Serious Black."

Looking confuse, (M/n) replied with, "No, my father is Sirius."

That day, none of the Slytherin's know what happened, they only knew that (M/n) had a whole year of dentition. 

Oh boy....

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~A/n~

Okay, the arguing with Snape is the idea of BrotherNo01i3747382, so credit for them, along with blaming Thor for the half of the stuff.


Oh and before the hate comments come along....

Yes this book will contain harsh or not so harsh gay slurs because England didn't legalized gay marriage/rights until July 17, 2013, but at the same time, they still didn't allow gay people to marry in the Church of England. 

I just did my research just about now, incase I'm wrong. 

So I'm sorry if I offend you with the words 'Faggot' 'Gay' or 'Dyke' but Thor is going to be that one person that's going to be (Or already is) homophobic. 

So if you don't like that, then I'm sorry, really, because I don't want to offend anyone at all, with what I'm writing/typing. 

Sorry if I'm rambling, but I needed to put this out

Welp, see ya peps!  


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