I'll Always Love You: S. Todoroki X Reader (Chatfic)

Bruh Moment

{Off-brand Deku looking boi istg...}

Our Kids Are On Crack...

[MamaBaku]
Katsuki... Please for the LOVE OF GOD.

[AngryPom]
What??

[Y/n]
oop-
what's up mama?

[MamaBaku]
I AM NOT WASHING KIRI'S CLOTHES ANYMORE
COME WASH YOUR BOYFRIEND'S CLOTHES!!

[Y/n]
mama baku SNAPPED

[AngryPom]
Fine. I'll be there in a sec.

[IcyHot]
Huh?
Did he just-

[SinnamonRoll]
WHAT HAS KIRISHIMA DONE TO KACCHAN?!

[Y/n]
MAYDAY MAYDAY

[MamaIzu]
That's the first time in a LOOONG time that I've heard Katsuki be respectful!!
That Kirishima is a miracle worker!!

[AngryPom]
Thank you guys!!!
I've made him more manly :D
-Kiri

[Y/n]
AWW I LOVE YOU MAN

[Trash]
Shoto, go do the dishes.

[IcyHot]
Haha funny...

[MamaTodo]
Sho, can you please do the dishes??

[IcyHot]
Sure.

[ShotosBrother]
Heh.

[VillainTodo]
Bruh moment

[Trash]
Who asked you to speak, Touya?

[VillainTodo]
who asked you to be alive, Enji?

[Y/n]
GET REKT TRASHH HAHAHA

[Dadzawa]
So... Do you want a little sister, (Y/n)??

[Y/n]
A sister...?
ARE YOU AND MIC ADOPTING A BABY?!

[Dadzawa]
Sorta...
Well, we're officially adopting Eri.

[Y/n]
YOU ARE?!
OMG YESSS
I LOVE THAT PRECIOUS CHILLDDDD

[Dadzawa]
She wants to go to the dorms to see everyone, do you mind watching here tomorrow?

[SinnamonRoll]
Eri is coming?!
We could watch her, Sensei!!

[Y/n]
sure i wouldn't mind!
that means NO SWEARING BAKUGOU

[AngryPom]
Oi, fuck off.
I'm teaching Eri swears whether you like it or not.

[IcyHot]
I could help with that...
I do have an ice quirk that can freeze people.

[Y/n]
that won't be needed but thank you sho

[IcyHot]
Let's tell the class.

[Insomnia]
could you all be quiet.
i'm trying to 'sleep'

[Y/n]
grumpy much...

Class 1-2 Many Idiots

[SinnamonRoll]
Eri is coming to the dorms tomorrow!

[Y/n]
bruh... she's my sister
but you wanna snatch my moment like you snatched Katsu's weave...

[Pikachu]
T E A

[Sanic]
That means no inappropriate jokes or swearing in order to be good influences on the child.

[FlexTape]
thats easy for a dekusquad member to say

[AnimeWifu]
bakafam isnt making any promises

[Y/n]
yeaa i knew that lol

[IcyHot]
Well, we should all get going...

[Y/n]
ya, i'm hanging out with tama at his dorm...
SO BAIIII

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[SinnamonRoll]
Author!!

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[Author]
Yes my little sinnamon roll?

[NotSoftGirl]
Why you gotta be like that to Shoto!!

[IcyHot]
Yea man...
That kinda hurted me doe...

[Author]
Story purposes.

[AnimeWifu]
and u did this for what?

[Author]
Story. Purposes.

[AngryPom]
That was harsh, even to Half n' Half.

[Author]
WELL FUCK ME GENTLE WITH A CHAINSAW
I SAID STORY PURPOSES AND I MEANT IT CHILDREN

[Sanic]
Aren't you younger than us...

[Author]
I am an inevitable being...
I have no age...
But yes.
NO MATTER!!

[IcyHot]
Mkay, but like...
Bruh moment.

[Author]
Whatevs. I'm ending this chapter.
Get ready to see Eri tomorrow bbs!!

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Date: April 9, 2020

Word Count: 367