The Get Laid Race

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Sorry bout the delay... Been dealing with a breakup, losing a friend, crushing hard on a homie, just so many things i wont get into but HEY enjoy the update? Be sure to read the mini A/N at the end tho, it's about the story of this crackfic.

period sis

Auxcord: Bitches

Auxcord: I got tea

I have been summoned? ☕

AnimeWifu: Tea?

Auxcord: Am i the only one with a crush rn?

AnimeWifu: Nope

FloatyHoe: def not

I legit fuck a different dude every day... i def have some crushes

Auxcord: well... i like a certain yellow haired boy..

FloatyHoe: green haired for me

FrogBitch: mine's a bird

i prefer fucking katsuki

AnimeWifu: same tho

WAIT

AnimeWifu: NO NO NO I DIDNT MEAN THAT

AnimeWifu: I MEANT I WISH I COULD

BestGurl: doesnt everyone?

I-?! NANI?!?!

BestGurl: im asexual but honestly he's hot xD

oh okie

I have a terrible idea...

Auxcord: hmm?

hold on

You logged out


~~Dumbasses 2.0~~

I have a bad idea, but a good one

Flextape: Stupid, could get us killed, or could get someone else killed?

All of the above?

Pikachu: Oh do tell

I wanna have a competition

AngryPom: I will beat you all

Its called "Who can get laid first"

Kiribro: I think you might actually be right Bakugou

The girls will pick a guy and then try to get laid. The guys have to not give in.

AngryPom: Easy

I pick Katsuki

AngryPom: Fuck

FloatyHoe: I pick Deku

Auxcord: Denki

FrogBitch: Do i have to?

Yes

FrogBitch: Toko

AnimeWifu: hmm... could I do 2?

Only if Momo or Hagakure doesnt wanna do it

BestGurl: I'm asexual...

Okay then only Momo left

Goddess: Uhm... I don't wanna do this...

me and Mina can pick 2 now. I call Todoroki as my next.

AnimeWifu: Sero and Kiri

Flextape: 0-o

icythot: i'm honored but i will not be losing.

Rules: We have 1 week. Once you've gotten laid, you must report here and say so. I will keep track and the first one to win gets to pick our next movie for movie night, get someone of their choice to do their homework for a week, or they get to pick our prank on the teachers for April Fools.

I will win losers.

AngryPom: what do the guys get?

You either get laid and you lose, you win and then get to pick a girl to get laid with, or pick one of the rewards above. All winning males get an option, but only the winning female gets to chose an option.

AnimeWifu: Bet. 

AngryPom: I refuse to lose to the likes of (y/n)

icythot: agreed

Flextape: DAMN IT

Pikachu: ITS NNN ALL OVER AGAIN

Broccoli: This'll be easy

Flextape: NOT NO NUT NOVEMBER NO NO ANYTHING BUT THAT

This time it has rewards?

Well, i'll let you guys freak out while i go make Katsuki and Shoto lose at the same time ;))

icythot: ...

AngryPom: I'm jumping out of the window.

Kiribro: I-

You logged off

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So i know this may seem like there's no story, but everything before this was just fucking around. From now on, this will be following a storyline for entertainment purposes. It starts with a "Get Laid" race... How me of me lmao 

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Date: March 5, 2020

Word Count: 441

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