It was just you and Dirk. Your lips on his, moving in sync. Your tongues moving in their own slow dance, you loved it. His arms snaking around your waist as he pinned you to the wall. Him pulling back slowly, you whining ever so slightly at the loss of contact.
His mouth moving to your ear. "I love you." Was all he said.
"Well you certainly seem to be enjoying yourself. What's got you so happy?" Dirk nudged you awake, making you jump. "Oh sorry I didn't mean to startle you!" He apologized.
"No no it's uh, my fault." You said.
"What were you thinking about?" Dirk asked curiously. Your face went hot as you felt blood rush to your cheeks. You tried covering your face with your hands but that just looked too suspicious.
"Ooh! You were thinking about something romantic weren't you?" Dirk asked with a flirty tone. "Who was it about?"
Shit. He really got you now.
"N-nobody. Um just someone." You stuttered, still trying to hide your blush.
"So it's nobody and also somebody?" He asked. "You're acting fishier than the Kraken's crack!"
Todd made a sound of disgust in the back seat.
"So I'm acting fishy, so sushi! I mean sue me." You groaned.
"Don't act like that was an accident." Dirk snort laughed. "Just tell me! Blurt it out if it's easier!"
Your ohine buzzed. It was Todd.
HIM: Can I tell Dirk?
YOU: Fine. Just tell him not to make a huge reaction out of it.
HIM: Alright. (A/N: HOLY FUCK I WAS JOKING)
YOU: And pretend like I don't know that you told him k?
HIM: Okay I'll try. But he might not check his phone because he's driving.
You put away your phone and stared out the window. This was the way he found out. Todd was going to text him because you weren't brave enough to do it yourself. Shit. You were weak.
A few seconds later, Dirk's phone buzzed. He went down to check it. What would he say? Would he love you back? You tried not to think about it much as your mind drifted elsewhere to the odd graffiti covered van that seemed to say 'Rowdy 3' on the side.
"Oh shit it's them. We gotta switch directions. Hang on tight!" Dirk exclaimed as he steered the blue Corvette away from the van. The van still followed.
"Dirk we aren't getting away from them. You know that right?" You told him. He sighed and looked back down at what you could only assume was Todd's message, and blushed a little. His actions made you do the same. Did he actually love you? But more importantly, did you want to find out? If he did that would be amazing and you two could live happily ever after and go off to some faraway land called Wen-
"You two are being awfully quiet over there." Todd interrupted your thoughts. That asshole. Like you were saying, or rather, thinking. If he didn't love you... what were you gonna do? were you going to run away in hopes that the universe would stop connecting you two? Your mind suddenly raced back to your daydream.
"Shit you're good." You gasped.
"Am I? Thanks I've never kissed anyone before." He panted.
Dirk's voice snapped you out of your trance. "Maybe it's because of the bullshit you just sent me." He said sassily.
You snort laughed. He thought it was bullshit.
"What's so funny?" Dirk asked confused.
"Don't worry about it." You smiled as you stared window.
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It's Not An Adventure (Dirk Gently x reader)
Random!!!!!NOT BEING UPDATED!!!!! Okay so I was watching the Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency panel in San Diego and one of the questions was 'What case would you like Dirk Gently to try to solve?' and Max Landis' answer was hilarious. If you've se...
