(A/N: alright, (HFIWJ) I'm sorry for anyone who knows a lot about Nottingham and things like that because I don't. I'm gonna say that you didn't have a very good conversation with him and are now getting chased by him. Let's try this 😅.)
"LISTEN! WE'RE JUST TRYING TO FIND MY FRIEND'S CAR KEYS SO I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU!" Dirk yelled at the Sheriff of Nottingham. Which probably wasn't a good idea, but then again Dirk is a holistic detective and therefore goes where he needs to go.
"DIRK LOOK! IT'S SHERWOOD FOREST WE CAN GO THERE!" You exclaimed.
"GOOD IDEA MY NEW FRIEND! TODD FOLLOW ME!" Dirk replied.
You ran into Sherwood Forest but the Sheriff kept chasing you. You spotted a really scary hip-hop club in the distance.
"DIRK! WE COULD HIDE IN THERE!" You exclaimed. He and Todd started following you into the club.
Once you entered it, a chill went down your spine. Two guys started walking up to you.
"Whatcha doin' here?" A shorter man said. He was wearing a shirt that read 'Gay Pride' and had a picture of a rainbow middle finger.
"They seem new don't they Trav?' A taller man said. He was wearing the same shirt as the shorter man, whom you assumed was named Trav.
"I think you're right love." Trav said. Love? Oh of course. Gay couple, makes sense.
You noticed Dirk staring at a small bag in their pocket.
"What's that?" Dirk asked pointing at the bag.
"It's very special cocaine." Trav said.
"Where's it from?" Dirk asked curiously. Was he seriously a junkie?
"Dirk I need to talk to you." You grabbed his wrist and dragged him to a quiet corner, which was kinda hard to find to be honest.
"Why do you want to know where that cocaine is from? Are you a drug addict?" You demanded.
"No! They said it was special so I thought that maybe wherever it was from could help us find your car keys!" Dirk exclaimed. You shushed him because he was yelling.
"Okay, I'm sorry for... that, I was just worried about you." You calmed your downs. (A/N: MY INNER OTIS IS SHOWING *starts doing the YMCA dance* AAAAAAH (AAAAH SALAD).)
"Wait, why were you worried?" His eyes sparkled.
"Because... because I love you Dirk..." You looked at your feet.
(A/N: I'm gonna be REALLY MEAN and leave it here for today 😉🥰 love you all)
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It's Not An Adventure (Dirk Gently x reader)
Random!!!!!NOT BEING UPDATED!!!!! Okay so I was watching the Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency panel in San Diego and one of the questions was 'What case would you like Dirk Gently to try to solve?' and Max Landis' answer was hilarious. If you've se...
