It's Not An Adventure (Dirk Gently x reader)

Why Are You Carrying Me?

(A/N: I'm not particularly fond of writing long parts to do with the airport because it's really boring for you guys to read something about an airport. I also couldn't think of anything interesting to happen other than the fact that you guys got McMuffins whether you like it or not.) 

You were on the plane eating your McMuffin when Dirk, who was beside you, nudged you.

"Hey um... if you needed to, I don't know, sleep or anything then just let me know and you can sleep on my lap or something..." He whispered and blushed.

The thought of you two in bed, cuddling, was on your mind again.

"Thanks Dirk." You smiled and leaned your head on his shoulder. Holy shit. Were you seriously doing his right now? Were you cuddling Dirk Gently? Yes, yes you were.

You resisted the urge to kiss his neck as you nestled into him more. You wanted him so badly, you needed him. You told yourself that as soon as you got out of the airport and found a place to stay, you'd tell him. You had to.

You saw Dirk pick up his phone and look at his messages, Todd's message. 

"What's that?" You asked him.

"Oh nothing, just some lie Todd sent me." He coughed.

"What did he say?" You asked curiously. 

"Oh nothing of great importance." Dirk smiled at you and placed his head on top of your own. Your phone buzzed, it was Todd. What did Todd want now?

HIM: You two look adorable. Absolutely adorable. And Dirk really thinks that it's bs?

YOU: Well I mean I certainly don't think that I'd believe that someone was in love with me. Now I'm gonna go back to cuddling Dirk if you don't mind.

HIM: Aww that's cute :)

YOU: Shut up.

You put your phone away and closed your eyes as you cuddled into Dirk. When you woke up, Dirk was carrying you through the airport.

"Why are you carrying me?" You asked.

"Oh! You're awake! Sorry, I didn't want to wake you up when we left the plane." Dirk smiled.

"Oh um... t-thanks." You stuttered. He put you down and you guys called a cab. Once you got in the cab, you noticed Dirk try to keep his distance from you to hide his embarrassment.

"Hey Dirk?" Todd asked.

"Yeah..?" Dirk asked sadly.

"Where are we even going..?" Todd asked.

"Oh right!" He pounced up. (A/N: I want you to put me in a pAnThEr ~Ed) "I know one of the guards for the sheriff of Nottingham who can help us find anything. The sheriff however isn't my biggest fan so we'll have to be quiet when sneaking in." Maybe this was an adventure after all.