Part 1? :)
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Remus: I'd be a great mom
Virgil: You'd burn the house down.
Roman: You'd starve it!
Deceit: You'd eat the damn fetus.
Remus, ripping the head off the tiny toy person in his hands: You right, you right-
Logan:
Logan: I've been gone for 5 minutes
Roman: Yeah, and you know better.
Deceit: *playing with cat*
Cat: *rubs nose*
Deceit:
Deceit: Are you refusing to sneeze?
Deceit: *proceeds to try to make cat sneeze*
Deceit: Sneeze, feline god, sneeze.
Cat: *sneezes*
Deceit: :3
The other sides: I-
Deceit: Happy birthday
Thomas: Thank...you..??
Deceit: You're one year closer to graduating from life.
Thomas: ..ah..
Virgil: *sudden gasp* funerals are just graduation parties-
Thomas: ah-
Remus: The burials ceremony's college!!
Thomas: ahh-
Deceit: And the dirt that buries you is just a representation of the weight of the world that is upon once you're out of high school. Occupation, taxes, food, shelter-
Thomas: *existential crisis scream ensues*
Roman: I can eat this whole box of donuts.
Remus: I can eat a whole-ass human-!
Deceit: So could a cat, this isn't the biggest accomplishment in the world
Roman: Yeah, [friends name] Remus!
Deceit: I was talking to you.
Roman: o h
Deceit: Now look here, Remus, we dont eat other humans no matter how much we hate them, kay?
Remus: -_- nu
Deceit: *pulls out spray bottle*
Remus: 0o0!
Deceit: DAMN IT
Remus What?
Deceit: I lost to [pet] again..this card game is so- *s i g h*
Remus, with his hand in a blender, trying to start it but Patton has it unplugged: Sometimes I worry about you
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FanfictionBasically the title- Hi! My first story heh heh- So this pretty much just a bunch of Sanders Sides related things - like writings, art, headcanons - all that! Sanders Sides belongs to Thomas Sanders, this is merely fan-work!
