𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐇𝐚𝐬 𝐁𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 (DISCONTINUED)

♡︎𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗♡︎

DeAyzah🙃
(Like this is when she first arrives in ohio)

Since I'm not used to Ohio I call up chris so he can give a girl some directions

Me: baby
Chris: wassup?
Me: umm im lost
Chris: wym
Me: I mean I cant find the way too your house dumbass
Chris: dont get smart with me Ian no hood dude but I will still beat that ass if yk what i mean😏
Me: uh uh you nasty nasty
Chris: you want directions or not
Me: yes GIVE ME THE DAMN DIRECTIONSSSSS

As soon as I yelled that ppl started starring at me side ways
"BOOOOO BITCHES WHAATTT" I said and they looked away.

One bitch thought she was smart and started pointing and giggling with her friends bout me thinking I couldnt hear.

I took one my timbs off and threw it at her and guess what....

Lights out for her....
And my shit came back like a boomerang.

Chris started dying laughing I forgot i was on facetiem with this nigga.

Chris: you cant bee doing that babyyy

He said still laughing.

Me: buttt baby she tried ittttt
Chris: ok ok lemme just text you these directions so you can get here already

Me: ok
Chris: you crazy
Me: you like this crazy tho
Chris: I do, see you when you get here love you
Me: love you too

The the call ended.

I still forget im dating Chris Daniels sometimes.

I'm so lucky.
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"CHRISSSSYYYYY IM HEREEEEEEE" I yelled.

Getting no response I started to walk back out the door. Until somebody rapped their arms around my waist.

I was about to knock they head off they shoulders until I noticed it was chris.

He kissed my cheek and layed his head in the crook of my neck.

"Hey baby" he said with his hot breath breathing down on my neck.

"Oouuu baby ya breath stank" i said.

He pushed me onto the couch since the living room was right near the door.

I bust out laughing. "Its okay I still love my baby even tho his breath stank like ass." I said still laughing.

"Ok you asked for it" he said.

Wait what he mean by tha- before I w
Could even finish my thought he jumped on me and started tickling me.

"Ahhh baby stoooop" i said laughing so hard it hurt.

"Yk how to ask" he said still tickling me.

"Chrissssiieeee babbbby stooooop" i said.

He stopped finally.

But he didnt get off me instead he just layed his bigass head on my chest.