Bring him home

Lan Xichen's diary.

This chapter is no important to plot instead, it is for a particular reader. This is Lan Xichen's diary of ships.

Lan Xichen had always been sort of a love expert of sorts. He could not help it. It was his natural ability to see love in everyone and everything. 

So, of course, when his baby brother met Wei Ying, he totally started planning the wedding. He was, in fact, also very prideful of his work. He had two generations of people paired, and they all had gone smoothly.

Lan Zhan and Wei Ying

     Notes: Lan Zhan opens up to Wei Ying. The two have unmistakable chemistry. Summer wedding??? Red or white OR both? The guest list should contain at least a body count of 1,000. Are we taking Wei or Lan as last names??

We have a code green. The two are in love. They have confirmed it. It will be a late spring wedding outside. I wonder if they have kissed yet.

Wedding to commence in TWO WEEKS. 

     How do we arrange the seating? Love Wei Ying, don't mind Wei Ying, to hates Wei Ying, to Jiang Cheng. 

The menu?

The venue?

Lan Jingyi  and Lan Sizhui

         Notes: The two are IDIOTS. SO obviously in love but won't admit it. Like father like son, I do suppose sadly for Sizhui, both his fathers were that way. 

Operation fight to love. Attempted and failed

Operation Death sequence ten. Attempted and failed.

Operation Jingyi in distress. Attempted and failed.

Operation sultry Sizhui. Attempted and failed.

Operation Jinhui. Attempted and failed.

Operation Sizyi.  Attempted. NEVER TRY AGAIN...

Operation drunk and in love. Attempted and failed. MISERABLY.

Operation stupid, ignorant idiotic children number 9. Let us forget this ever happened

Code yellow. BIG IDIOTS. Bless their souls.

Operation admits yours in love with each other now, DAMMIT. To commence in two weeks.

Jiang Cheng  and Nie Hausang

     Notes: Ok, this is my cute and cliche one. So it WILL happen. 

Big strong Jiang Cheng and cute and squishy Nie Hausang. OHHH and Hausang's older brother. This is going to be SOOO much fun.

They have definitely kissed. THE TENSION. 

Would it be rude to ask???

 Definitely a three-layer cake kind of wedding. Gold and Purple???

WAIT IS JIANG CHENG STRAIGHT HE LIKES WEN QING. THIS IS WRONG. POOR POOR HAUsaNG I COULD ONLY IMAGINE THE HEARTACHE. 

Wen Qing is dead Jiang Cheng, definitely a bi disaster.

Snooped in Nie Hausang's room found gay porn. Definitely like Jiang Cheng.

THEY KISSED.

Code Yellow.

Jiang Yanli  and Jin Zi haun

     Note: Irrelevant 

I didn't get to plan the wedding.

Code Green. Happily married with one son.

 Jin Zihaun deceased

Song Lan  and Xiao Xing Chen and Xue yang

     Note: This is complex. 

Xue Yang better pick a damn side. I NEED HIM. 

Only close friends at this wedding. 

Do I get to go to the wedding then???

How do three men work? OHHH, instead of flowers, we throw CANDY. Xue Yang will be thrilled. 

Does he do happy?? Or emotions?? Or love??

He definitely loves them. I think they should all go on a trip together. just the three of them 

In a quiet part of the world.

I could arrange that. 

Update: has been arranged to commence in ten hours.

OPERATION UNSUCCESSFUL. 

Constant supervision needed.  Nobody died this time. 

Code Yellow. Simple fix.

Jin Ling and Ouyang zizhen

     Note: Still a better love story than their parents.

Update. Jin Ling is a brat.

Update two. Jin Ling is still a brat.

Update three. Jin ling AND Ouyang Zizhen are brats.

Jin Ling has a bad temper, but he calms down for Zixhen.

A wedding grander than their parents. 

Update four. Jin Ling is now a teenage brat. 

Code Jin Ling is a brat.

Wen Ning???

    Note:  HE NEEDS SOMEONE.

WEN NING is a noodle. A very cute squishy noodle. 

I have searched the five main clans and not found and acceptable partner for Wen Ning.

So he will come home with me, and I will protect him from the outside world.

Protection failed.

Code Red 

Wen Ning dead.

Wen Ning possibly alive and under an enchantment.

Lan Xichen and Jin Guangyao 

    Note: I met HIM today. He is so cute.

I wonder if he thinks I'm cute?

OH, his smile. Where do I begin? 

Poor baby. He is a sad boy, and oh so respectful. Goodboy

Can I plan my own wedding?

Guestlist of one hundred and fifty.

DEAR GOD SAVE US ALL HE HAS DIMPLES...

We will have three children. 

Winter wedding. But not too cold. So he does not get sick.

WE KISSED.

Code I WONDER IF HE LIKES ME.

He loves me