Intrulogical One Shots

"Skip All"

!!!SPOILERS FOR THE NEWEST SANDERS SIDES EPISODE!!!

(TW:  Mild-depression-ish)

Remus was bored. He'd been biding his time in his room for a while, but he was running out of ideas. Without anything better to do, Remus grabbed a stick of deodorant from the hall bath. While he was passing Logan's open bedroom door, he couldn't help overhearing what he was saying.

"Not that any of you care, but I am unharmed, and I don't want to talk about it."

Curious, Remus peered into Logan's room. The logical Side was speaking into a microphone while rapidly typing on his computer. He seemed to be coding or something.

"I'm just here to deliver one last fact, then I will do you all a favor and spare you my company."

"Aw, Logan! I-."

"PETER SINGER!" Logan cut off Patton's voice, which was playing over a small speaker set on Logan's desk. Remus jumped a little at the sudden shouting. If Logan was interrupting Patton like this, something was definitely wrong. Remus waited until Logan finished sharing his philosophy fact before barging into the room.

"Logan~!" Remus drawled out as he flopped facedown onto the logical triat's bed.

"What is it, Remus?" Logan groaned, slouching in his desk chair. Remus rolled onto his side and made grabby hands for his boyfriend. Logan recognized that as Remus's signal to snuggle. "Right now?"

"Get over here, smarty pants."

"Alright." Logan sighed. He dragged himself to bed and let Remus pull him into a hug. "What brought this on, Cuddle Bug?"

"You need to relax, and I need you to be happy. So yeah. We're snuggling." Remus explained while rubbing circles on Logan's back.

"In that case, can I change into something more comfortable?"

"Yeah, sure."

Logan took off his glasses and snapped his fingers, switching into his unicorn onesie. Remus couldn't help but smirk at how adorable he looked in that onesie. He snapped his own fingers and changed into green pajama pants. Now that they were both changed, Remus pulled up the comforter over them. He wrapped an arm around Logan's waist and gently moved his head to rest on his shoulder.

"I know you said you don't want to talk about whatever is bothering you, but I'm going to ask anyway: Do you want to talk about it?" Remus said as he ran his free hand up and down Logan's arm.

"I... I don't know if I can talk about because I don't know how to describe it. It's a complicated emotion."

"Then start with small words. Do you feel happy, sad, mad, ect.?" Remus prompted. Logan sighed and tried his best to gather his thoughts while Remus peppered his face with kisses.

"I feel sad, because nobody bothered to check on me after finding out Deceit was impersonating me. They... they didn't even voice any concern until I returned to deliver another fact." Logan sniffled and wiped his eyes with the sleeve of his onesie. "I also feel mad for the same reason. Nobody seemed to care about me. Patton..." Logan trailed off. The mention of a name made Remus perk up.

"Patton what?" Remus asked.

"He.. uhh... pushed the 'skip all' button that Deceit made. He didn't agree with what I was saying and shut me up at the first chance he got."

"He did what?" Remus said, a bit louder than Logan would have liked him to.

"Nevermind." Logan snuggled into his boyfriend. "Can we just cuddle?"

"Of course, sweetheart."

As Logan requested, Remus held him close and rubbed his back. Remus occasionally pressed small kisses on his tired boyfriend's face and neck. Before long, Logan fell asleep in Remus's arms. Even though he was still pissed off by what Patton and the others did, Remus couldn't stay mad while he was with Logan. He tugged Logan gently to drape the sleeping unicorn over himself. While he carded his hand through his boyfriend's hair, Remus thought about what he wanted to do to get back at the others for hurting Logan's feelings.

"I'll just give Thomas a few extra intrusive thoughts. That'll make Patton think twice in the future... or I could just dish out some more ninja stars." Remus yawned and put a pin in his brainstorming session. He hugged Logan tightly, letting himself fall asleep.