Never Shout Never!

Caraphernelia

  I kept toying with the hem of my dress as I struggled to pull it down. I could hear my aunt and cousin pulling into the driveway already. This is so stupid. School was so stupid today too. Except I got a note from my secret admirer, with Chris saying it was once a again, total bullshit. But hey, on the bright side, I know how to make a peek-a-boo symbol when I text! (/.\) See?! Isn't is so cute!! (/.\) Hehehe (/.\) (/.\) (/.\)  Okay. I'm done now.

 "WOW! Look at you Nicholas! You've gotten so big!" Really? I never noticed. I held in the urge to roll my eyes at my Aunt Abby, smiling at her. Instead of their plane being delayed, why couldn't it be delayed for the next five years? Geesh, I hate civilization so much.

 "Hey Aunt Abby! How have you been? I missed you so much!"  Faking, I don't care, lie. See? Just those three nice statements cause negative thoughts. My thoughts were interrupted when I looked up at Maria, who was grinning widely at me. What the hell is she wearing? This isn't California, nor Texas, so why the hell does she look like a slutty cowgirl in a skimpy outfit? Please, someone put me out of my misery. She's not even country. She's from New Jersey! My mom said to be nice, but she never told my inner thoughts to.

 "Is that Nicholas!? Oh my god, you look so different. I remember when you were only in 7th and you still wore little cloth bras!" Please, just this once, could I stab her intestines and guts out? Oh Yeah? Well now you're looking at C cups bitch. She was wearing shorts, erm scratch that cause those don't look anywhere near shorts, with a pair of brown cowboy boots and a plaid belly shirt that was see-through. Oh lord.

  "Hey Maria. You look very, um, tall?" Her skin was just as glowing as ever and her smile never left her face once.

 "Thanks! Now give me twenty minutes to get ready."

 "Wait, for what?"

 "I want you to show me around town, duh."

 "But it's not really new to you. Nothing has changed, you lived he-"

  "Nicholas. Be nice to Maria and show her around." I quietly snarled at my mom, my middle finger urging to come up.

 "Fine. But she's not going anywhere else with me unless she changes her slutty cowgirl costume!" I whispered into my Mom's ear as she rolled her eyes at me. She knew she looked like a slut, that's why she kept her mouth shut.

  "Abby dear, how are you?" My dad walked up to Abby and gave her a hug, kissing her on the cheek.

  "I'm fine! Jersey is just so beautiful. Maria loves it." Did he ask about Maria? I don't think he did. I sighed and walked up the steps to go help Maria. Can't my mom just see that I don't like her?

 "Here, you can use my room." I unlocked my door and let her in. Of course I followed behind her as I took my iPod touch off the dresser. Just to make sure she has no sticky fingers. She pulled out a pair of skin tight booty shorts and a tank top that showed all her assets. She makes me sick.

 "So, how have you been?"

 "Fine. Just lovely." I gave her a simple reply while I texted Chris, Chaz, and Nolan, telling them to meet me at the mall in twenty five minutes. When I looked up, she was already done getting dressed as she brushed her brown hair and put a red bow on top. That Hello Kitty whore.

 "Who's this hottie?" She pointed to the picture of me and Christofer that was on my dresser, making me glare.

 "His name is Christofer, he's a really good friend of mine, and no you can't have him." She gave me a loud laugh as I continued to stare at her. Ugh, need a breath mint?