Dangerous Foe's ( Vampire Paladin x Voltron )

11

As we went through the portal. It was having some serious whip lash as I lost my footing and fell all the way to the back of the control center.

Grrrrrrrrrrr, I'm tired, thirsty, and now hurt sense I hit the wall with random bruises that I don't remember getting while trapped on an alien ship for a whole year.

Yeah this year has definitely been a weird one I'd say.

Finally we reached the other side as there was a mysterious planet ahead of us as I rubbed the back of my head and walked back up to everyone.

Pidge- kaitie- whatever they are gave me a look of pity knowing that if she didn't cling onto Hunks arm with her whole body then she would've been flung back too.

"Woah, that was..."

"Never again." I say while glaring at the sides of the blue lion.

Then we hear some vomiting in the background as everyone cringed in disgust.

"I'm just surprised it took this long." Pidge I fully agree.

"I don't recognize any of these constellations. We must be a long way from earth."

Awesome my dream of conquering our sun has been achieved.

"The lion seems to want to go to this planet. I think.... I think it's going home."

Awesome.

As we head through the atmosphere we all clinch up together to hold on to Lances chair once more.

"Everyone your too close! Hunk your breath is killing me! Dean your fine right where you are." I was currently above his right shoulder pressing into him.

And sense I was a bit preoccupied with not falling over I didn't have the hand to wack the back of his head with.

"I'm older than you... rookie!" I yell out!

"Um, is it Just me or is anyone else here having second thoughts about flying through a mysterious wormhole? Why are we listening to a robotic lion anyway?"

"It got us away from that alien ship didn't it!?"

"I don't know if you know this but we're in an alien war ship." Thanks Keith, so smart.

"Oh are you scared?"

"With you at the helm? Terrified."

"Alright knock it off! No ones happy to be in this situation but we're here now. If we want to get through this we've got to work as a team together."

"So what do we do?"

"First we find out where we're headed."

"Lance?"

"I don't know... I'm sorry the lions not talking to me anymore. Wait wait wait! Shh! I think I hear something!"

Only you can hear the lion dumbassssss-

Your farting aren't you.