Dangerous Foe's ( Vampire Paladin x Voltron )

15

"So, can you speak?"
Really Dean, you meet your lion of death and the first thing that comes to mind is asking if it can speak?

Way to go Dean, way to go.

"Sorry stupid question, anyway I'm supposed to be your Paladin? I think? I don't know how this works... your not probably listening are you? Great I'm talking to myself. I see nothings changed in a year that's great."

Suddenly we got company.

"Ah man listen fellas we were trying to have a one sided conversation here so I'll like it if you all just- DIEEEE!" I yell as I throw one of my swords at them that does a boomerang affect on a lot of robots.

"Come on don't die yet! We're still having fun!" I laugh as more than 2/3 of the robots have been killed.

When I get to the last one I picked them up and started swinging him around.

"La la where to throw you?"

"How about over there ma'am?"
The soldier asked and pointed towards the exit.

"SURE! Good eye!"
As I throw the soldier over to the exit he yells.

"Thank you!"

"No problem!" I yell back as I walk over and grab my sword out of the belly of another robot.

"Ew it has robot guts on it now."

As the bayards turn back to normal I walk up to the white kitty.

"Sorry about those party poopers, now where were we?"

The kitty then stands up and roars.

"Holy crap it's a good thing you don't have bad breath buddy."

Then it ate me.

Well I see how it is.

However it actually just took me to the cockpit.

"Oh so you ate me and then said please fly me!? I see how it is, so demanding!"
I say getting comfortable in the chair then grabbing the controls.

"Let's fly kitty."
I pulled back harshly as we shot out of the hanger, quickly doing a 180 I reached for another lever and pulled that one releasing a plasma beam shooting from the lions mouth.

That further lead to many explosions.

"Heck yeah!"
I say as the coms system connects to everyone else.

"Heck yeah Deans in the game!"

"You bet!"
I say while dodging some beams turning around and running into the little ships making them explode.

"Does anyone have eyes on Keith!?"

Oh crap I was responsible for that little dude.

"I'll go check up on him!"
I say then freeze looking at all the controls. I couldn't hear his heartbeat in SPACE so I had no clue.