My stupid siblings...
They can never leave me alone.
They'll dog me the second they get the chance.
They always victimize themselves and then it always ends up being my fault.
Rule no.1 in life -
Never, EVER, trust your siblings.
They'll dog u, mistreat you, use you, get you in trouble every single second they get the opportunity.
They will stop at nothing to piss you off until you yell at them, and then it'll become your fault.
My advice -
Pretend they don't exist.
Ignore them completely.
Agree with everything they say, as long as it doesn't harm you. (If they harm you emotionally, just pretend that it doesn't mean anything. Or if they say something that gets you into trouble, then deny. Deny everything.)
If you follow all of this, then you're guaranteed to survive in life without your siblings bothering you.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.