South Park One-Shots

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Wee woo back again hi lmao

Enjoy lmfao I'm way too sleep deprived for this shit so uh if any errors/confusion in it pls tell me bc yee I'll fix that up okay enjoy
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" For a science teacher.. She's pretty stupid. " Kyle spoke casually, walking out of the class, Stan following right behind with a small laugh.

" Definitely, "
Kyle snatched Stan's hat off of his head, causing the ravenette to stop in his tracks, before getting it pushed back into his hands.

" The fuck you doing? " Stan asked, as Kyle shrugged and said. " Waiting for Craig. "

" Because he spoke up first against the teacher about your last name? "
Kyle hummed and nodded, leaving Stan to sigh but nod.
" I'll be in the cafeteria, I'll see you in a bit. "
" Bye, "

And as Craig got out of the classroom, Kyle tugged on one of the strings on his hat to get his attention instead of just saying his name.

" What'd you want-? " Craig asked, looking back at Kyle with a very soft sigh.

" I wanted to say thanks. "
" For what? "
" For the fact that my last name ain't Broccolife, and you corrected the teacher. " Kyle fixed his hair under the green, fixed and patched up old hat, dirt stains and all.

" It's not that big a deal tho- it felt awkward, you're awkward to teachers so I decided to tell up. " Craig replied, with a shrug. Seeing him stare down at his phone for a second, before Clyde and Token got into sight to him, Clyde actively talking to Token, who listened calmly, just enjoying all the chatter his boyfriend had. It didn't make any fucking sense: but that's what makes it amazing to listen to.

Clyde's chatter is basically just 297383 shit posts in a sentence, and Token fucking loves it and often gets a laugh out of it.

" It ain't a big deal and I'm an awkward person to people who I don't like or like a lot so yeah, I just wanted to say thanks- Oh! And I've been meaning to ask if, if you uhm, ever wanted to, we could go- do something? Together? "

Craig gave him a questioning look, but shrugged and said. " Yeah. Sure. Whatever-- I'll text you one time- or whatever-- " He replied, causing Kyle to frown slightly, but leave him be. Seeing he was busy with his phone, and looking more interested in reading the message than in Kyle's words.

" I'll see you around.. Craig. " He spoke, before turning and walking off with a soft sigh.

" It'd be appreciated if you could lend me a hand here-! " Mysterion called out loudly, dropping to the ground with a groan, wiping away the blood dripping from his nose.

" Just I'm kinda busy here, Myst- " Tupperware replied, pushing back one of the- how they call them- minions of Chaos.

They were bots, poorly made to be able to create more... People have been disappearing in and around town, kidnapped and to the heroes knowledge, has been used.

Used to create forces against them, forces to take over South Park, take over the state and then the country... And then more--taking over it all.

Well, that's their guesses.

" Where's the Wonder Storm?! We called for backup and he's sent an okay back but where the FUCK is he?! " Toolshed asked, before letting out a yell with a groan as he got thrown right against the ground.

They were poorly and quickly made, but strong... Very strong...

" I don't know! " Mysterion replied, groaning as he ripped the arm off from a bot, hitting another incoming bot with it quickly.