South Park One-Shots

K2 - Identity, Maybe?

Yep.
Mysterion and Kyle.
Whoo boy let's go

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" Stan, I swear. That's not what it's about!! " Kyle groaned, as Stan grinned at his friend's annoyance. "Are you sure? You sure it's only about the fact he saved you from a monkey with a laser gun? You saw his face right? Ain't that more important, hm? "

" Stan, I swear I will get Craig in here. "
" you know he'll lemme have it tonight if you do istg- " Stan whined, bumping his shoulder into Kyle's side.
Oh to be smaller than your best friend since like,, diapers.

5'5 and 6'2

QUICK FYI THEY'RE LIKE 23-

" Exactly.  "
" I hate you. "
" You know you love me, Marsh. "
" Okay true you 'aromantic' piece of shit. "
" I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON THAT GUY! " Kyle exclaimed, making the people in the mall stare at them. Kyle didn't seem to care, while Stan softly backed down into himself awkwardly, but still replied sassily. " You sure about that? " Kyle groaned even louder, arm wrapping around Stan's shoulder before walking off like that, causing Stan to snicker, leaning into his friend with a smile.

Sure, people assumed they were gay.
And as far as they were concerned, they were.
Stan for Craig, and Kyle for whoever the fuck is under that mask.

After a day at the mall, and a few hours at Stan's place, Kyle's mom texted him to go home.

" See you tommorow, dude."
"See you!! " Kyle waved goodbye, and walked off as Stan shut the door. Kyle fidgeted with the fidget cube he just now stole from Stan again. Sure Stan lowkey needed them to help with his low acting ADHD (headcanon) but he's got an entire box full of fidget and stim toys, and Kyle really liked the cube. So he taking the cube at any chance... Stan's got like,, WAY too many of them.

So, walking home while playing with the thing was fun, but he kinda lost track of the road. Subconsciously over to Starks Pond, it was a road he walked one too many times even tho home was in mind... He looked around. Before shrugging, deciding to sit on the bench and play with the fidget cube...

He did so for a while before a deep voice was up behind him, and first reflex was to let out a curse or two and a hit behind.

" Jesus christ... Aggression much? " The voice said, making Kyle's eyes widen and turn back to look at the masked, caped and suited up hero.

" OHMYGOD I'm SO so sorry Mysterion I didn't mean to I'm-- "

" Kyle, it's fine. Don't worry! I've experienced way worse. " Mysterion chuckled, sitting down next to Kyle, who turned to him, and the two were facing each other, Kyle rubbing with his thumb over the worry pad on the cube, mysterion took notice.

" Whatcha got there? " He nodded his head to the cube, as Kyle held it up, handing it to mysterion. " Stole it from Stan. He's got a shit load of them and I wanted one so I stole onr from him. It's fun. " Kyle replied. " Sounds fun. " Mysterion replied, giving it back to Kyle.

" It rather is. "

An silence fell over the two, before Kyle looked out over the pond, looking back over to mysterion, catching the hero staring at him. Making a red color rise up to his face, making his body tense and his immediate reaction to look back at the pond, mysterion rather mimicking it, but instead of leaning forward, he leaned backwards, sucking on his lip softly.

" Hey- Kyle...? " Mysterion asked. Looking over with a bit of a nervous look on his face.

" Yyyeah? What's up? " Kyle replied, his hands clenching on the side of the bench very softly..

Mysterion fell silent again, before mouthing something to Kyle, and softly grabbing his face with his gloved hand. " What are you- " Kyle tried before the distance had shut between the two, mysterion closing is shut, Kyle standing in shock as he pulled away, but his hand finding his own way up to Mysterion's face.

"I don't even know who you are... Identity maybe? " Kyle said with a small breathless laugh, his hand cupping the smallers cheek softly, smiling over at the Town's very own hero.

Mysteryion remained quiet for a while... Him, Kenny, and Kyle, hadn't been on good terms for a long time now after Kyle had went out with Kenny's apparently girlfriend and Kenny went feral like a year ago, he wasn't in the best headspace due to taking care of Karen like he did. Kyle got mad, and they got into a pretty big fight where Clyde and Craig got involved to pull the two apart roughly.

Kyle's still got the scar on his hip from the fight.

... Exposing himself wasn't an option to Kenny now. He didn't want to fuck this over...

" Does my identity even matter? What matters is... Us! Right? Not names. Not faces. " Mysteryion replied, leaving a small disappointed look on Kyle's face, staring at the mask a bit. As if frozen in place. Before nodding.

" Yeah! Yeah, ofcourse! It shouldn't matter.. " He replied, leaving Kenny to softly push his face back up to look at him. " Kyle. I really, really like you.. But you'll know who I am later by being observant or patient... "

Kyle gave a soft smile, claiming a soft kiss from mysterion again.

" If I find out about you, you best give in when I scream that you're 'him'. "

Kenny grinned, " Bet. "

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Lmao I hate this but okay Villian Toolshed X Chaos, Tydr and Stolovan coming up later bc that's f u n :)

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