South Park One-Shots

Staig - Slow Dance

Senior prom, it was boring. Very fucking boring. It sucks when you and your boyfriend still act like you're enemies, while you're really not... Craig let out a groan, leaning over onto Clyde, ending up laying on his lap like a block on the bleachers.

" You've been off all evening. What's up? Upset you couldn't get a date? " Clyde asked, pulling off the ravenettes hat, placing it on his own, gaining another small groan from Craig, who lazily pulled it back again. " That's just it. I know he would've said yes but it's- it's complicated okay.. You wouldn't understand- " he muttered out, picking at the jacket softly of his dutch friend.

" Mmm.. Tell me. You talk about this mystery person a lot, but never went into detail about his character, talk, mongooltje. " Clyde replied with a smile, as Craig looked up at him with a hesitant look, before beginning to talk.

It wasn't long after that when Token and Jimmy came along towards them, with Nichole giggling about something. Craig immediately shutting up, moving his legs up to give the two newly arrived boys and beautiful girl a place--ending up with his legs over Token's lap, he was the one who pulled them there. Craig just let it happen.

" What's going on here? " Nichole asked happily. Leaning over Token slightly. Craig looked away to Clyde's stomach, a blush arising very softly as he stayed quiet. Clyde grinned softly. " Some nice love therapy. "
" Shut up, midget- "
" Love you too, twink. "
" I'm not a twink. "
" I know. And I'm not a midget. "
" You're tiny for someone's who's like.. Spanish and Dutch. " Craig looked up at Clyde, who looked down at him.
" And you're fucking tall for an Asian dude. "

It went on for a while, eventually, the five of them having some fun and talking, Craig eventually sitting up again, and then moving to go to the toilet, pulling out his phone: calling Stan for a solid 5 seconds, then sending a text.
He's said that he would keep his phone with him and on vibrations during the prom... For if they wanted to meet up like this.

The vibrations ran over Stan's leg, seeing he missed a call and then the texts popped up, they've decided to mostly interact thru discord, staying anonymous for if anyone did steal his phone... And knowing how close Kyle and Stan were, yeah that happened quite a lot.

" Stan? " Kyle asked, as Stan stopped dead in his tracks, looking down at his phone with unfocused eyes. " I'll- I'll be right back. I gotta go to the toilet. Go to Kenny or something! I'll be back! " Stan called out over the music, before turning and running out, leaving Kyle standing there, alone. Staring after his friends' abrupt exit.

Once out in the hallways, he jogged to the nearby toilets, before being pulled in another direction by the waist, he first struggled against it before hearing the familiar chuckle.

" You're such an goblin. " Craig teased, gaining an eyeroll. " If you weren't such a giant that wouldn't be an issue, hm? "

Craig looked at him, his hands softly around his waist, saying in a tone Stan loved, yknow... As if he can't fucking breathe through his nose. " It's cute. "

" I'm not cute. " Stan defended, kicking Craig's ankle softly. " Nah, you are. " Craig smiled, causing Stan to sigh and smile back at him.

" I kinda left Kyle- Very rudely... " Stan admitted, his arms going up to around Craig's neck softly, standing on his toes slightly. " We could go back? "

" We could pick this up tonight yeah- "
" We could go back together...? " Craig suggested, nervously. Surely, not quite facial or anything, his eyes were a huge giveaway, and Stan had learned how to read them almost 100% accurate. But also the small physical habits that Craig would have, usually including his stance.

" But- "
" It's senior prom, high school is almost done, we've been together for over a year now, people have suspected something between us positively since day one. " Stan looked up at Craig, questioning, hesitating before nodding softly. " Alright... "

The two let go of each other and walked down the hallway with a small distance. " I'm gonna apologize to Kyle first. "
" Friendship is important, I'll come get you when a good song comes on, okay? I'm gonna go to Clyde first too. "

Stan nodded, gave Craig a soft kiss before they entered the gym again, immediately parting ways.

Stan hopped up onto Kyle's back once the basketball player was found, legs wrapped around him and all, kyle almost tumbling over. " Oh hey, thanks for leaving me alone so suddenly. " Kyle said, leaving Stan to chuckle half uncomfortably. " Yeeeeaaah, sorry dude. When you gotta go you gotta go. "

Kyle rolled his eyes, and set Stan down on the ground again. " I don't really mind, you went like 10 minutes ago as well, if you met up with someone you could've told me, dude. "
" I- I didn't i- "
" Dude you've been doing this all year. It's obviously you got someone. Like... Clyde or Craig? Is it Cartman? Oh! Scott Malkinson! " Kyle laughed, obviously joking.
" I don't even like Scott, not Cartman, nor Clyde or Craig. " Stan huffed, " Actually, Clyde is pretty okay. Also kind of interesting? Like he speaks three languages. "
" He does? " Kyle asked, Stan nodded excitedly, they went to the bleachers, sat down, and talked.
" Like.. English, Spanish and Dutch. I had a project with him two months ago or so and in his house they speak Spanish a lot, his mom was dutch I assume so that's why that's not very much used. He's a good guy. " Stan said, and they kinda elaborated on it, laughing and being ABSOLUTE idiots.

Meanwhile, Craig walked back over to his own group. " Sup fuckers. " He said casually.

" Hello head-fucker. " Clyde replied. Jimmy had left and so did Nichole, leaving the three now.
" Oh so formal, sir Clydeth. "
" Why thank you, sir Craigeth. "
" What about me- " Token popped in.
" OH SO FORMAL, SIR TOKETH.  " Clyde dramatically exclaimed, putting on such a ducth accent he loved to torment everyone with because it was good but in a bad way.  Like he could do it g o o d.
" I, I regret my choices. " Token subtracted. Before standing up. " I'm gonna find Nichole again. See ya. "
And he's off.
" Soooo, how was it, Romeo? " Clyde asked, gaining an confused look from Craig. " I saw you get on your phone right before you disappeared in the crowd. You used to do that with tweek when we were young to meet up with him. You're kinda easy, buddy. "

And thus, more convo arose.

And eventually a typical slow dance song with the announcement of it.

Craig stood up, with a sigh. " Alright, yknow. Your guesses and speculations were right on my romantic status, observant european. "
Clyde smiled happily, before asking curiously. " Who's it? "
Craig let his gaze go over to the ravenette, who was back on Kyle's back, laughing his ass off. " The fucking midget dork. "
Clyde looked over, before gasping softly. " You and Stan?  " He asked, honestly confused " You two absolutely hate each other tho- "
" I mean, we used to, but we got stuck together once, like, a year ago and a week or two later we began dating in secret. I'll tell you more later, gotta ask a certain boy for a dance. " and so, he's off, leaving Clyde.

Stan saw him approaching, and about immediately hopped off Kyle's back to... Basically just run into Craig's embrace. " I'm-- you and- Stan what the fuck. "
" I'll tell you more later, Kyle, byeeeeee. " and Stan got dragged off to the dancefloor where they began dancing peacefully. Getting a few stares as they danced in harmony, In sync and a-
Nah they sucked but they had fun. They tried, and Stan was a giggling mess, and Craig was a teasing mess. And it just kind happened, and they lowkey gave up halfway through, Stan wrapping his arms around Craig softly, leaning his head against his chest softly while still swaying their bodies softly.

Craig holding onto Stan softly, a few people begun staring and whispering, making Craig of the two rather self conscious, and it was his idea to do this. Stan noticed that Craig had stiffened up and rubbed his back softly. " Hey, it's okay. They're probably just taken aback by this... It's okay, honey. Don't worry... If they do judge, we're in this together, okay? " Stan said over the music, but soft enough for Craig to nod softly and ease up again.

Stan reached up to give him a quick peck on his lips before they went back to standing on the dance floor calmly.

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