South Park One-Shots

Bmc CO- Two Gays : :)

South park (aged up to match bmc-) and bmc crossover 👁️👄👁️
enjoy two crackheads

Questions are free to ask, so gimme if u want to know a thing or two about the crossover 👁️👄👁️
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A thing Craig hadn't quite expected to gain when moving to this place, in new jersey... Which- ew no...

Is a liking to the place and it's people.
He thought he experienced weird stuff, but a supercomputer in your mind wanting to take over the world is where he drew the line; and they got kthulu to battle against that one time, he was the chosen one to exterminate mega Guinea Pigs after his birthday money got basically stolen from him to start a pan flute band... Which... It backfired.
It was wild.
But a computer in your brain? That's just where he draws the line.

So, he got close so a person who /was/ sane in the school for Craig... People told him not to but he had to have someone to be able to vibe with, right?

[B]Dustin Kropp.

They grew close, both had an animal they were interested in, both loved space etc etc...

At Craig's house, they were vibing on his bed, Stripe- his Guinea Pig- in Craig's hands, while Dustin was staring up at the roof, with glow in the dark stare Craig had put up: a few letters Tweek had sent, despite the fact that they were rather far apart; new jersey and colorado, they were still talking every day, and they were still in a tight relationship as boyfriends.

" Why does your boy send you physical letters? " Dustin asked, head moving over to look at Craig, who was cuddling stripe rather happily. " It's cute. I like it. And he likes to send them. "

" You guys text and call though? " Dustin asked, sitting up and leaning over onto Craig's shoulder, placing his finger to Stripe's head and moving it around softly. The Guinea pig seemed to enjoy it until the very last second. Meanwhile Craig had replied with a nod. " Yeah, ofcourse. We play games together as well... Currently we're playing animal crossing new leaf a lot cause he doesn't own a switch... And diep.io- " Craig replied, stretching his arms up with a soft yawn.

" Diep? Damn now you're taking me WAAY back, man- " Dustin replied with a laugh. " I'd love to meet the guy once. He sounds epic. "

" I mean, it's five for him now... We could give him a call and hope that he isn't having dinner. " Craig shrugged, causing Dustin to give a small clap in his hands, excitedly.

" yes- " He muttered, with a grin. Craig gave him a blank look, blinked once and went to boot up his computer. Once started up, discord was opened and an spam of messages was in multiple dm- and group chats.

"Jeesh, check your messages, bro. " Dustin commented, Craig simply shrugged, opened him and Tweeks chat.

A few messages:

'CRAIG
CRAIG
CRAIG
CRAIG
BOO
CRAIG
CUNT
I MEAN CRAIG
CRAIG
!!!!
I GOT MY EAR PIERCED
[photo]
[photo]
[photo]
LOOK!!!!'

'craig?
You there? Ohh I forgot what time is it for you :('

'craig bb?'
'yes? '
'CRAIG!!'
'hi'
'hiiiiiiiiii'
'dork,
Hey question, can you call? '
'yeah'
'videocall? '
'yeee??'

And the call started just like that, Craig fixing the microphone a little: waiting for Tweek patiently.

" You guys are so cute together. " Dustin said, snatching another chair with him to sit down on, next to Craig.

Soonly Tweek appeared on screen, " Hi babe. " Craig spoke up. " Hi Craig. " Tweek replied, taking a sip of coffee casually, a few twitches taking place.

" A friend of mine, Dustin, was curious to meet you and I always like seeing you so yeah- Tweek, this is my friend Dustin, Dustin, this is my boyfriend Tweek. " Craig spoke, not a lot of emotion skipping through but that's normal, he's always been monotone, and that had its charms... Especially for Tweek.

Dustin and Tweek ended up having a conversation, telling about their school, things they like, dislike, friend group, orientations etcetera.

Craig just listened happily to the two, two people he cared about having a good time together is all he could ask for.

" Hey, Craig? " Tweek spoke up, setting his coffee down on his desk. (probably empty), a comfort having washed over him and less to no twitches occurring now. " Yeah? " Craig replied, looking up at the screen calmly.

" Where's Stripe? "
" You want to see Stripe? " Craig asked, a small smirk on his face, causing Tweek to stutter a bit:
" I- you I'm- sjbshsnjsuhm- uhm... Oh for fucks sake, Craig. Yes- "

Craig laughed softly, before standing and grabbing the Guinea Pig.
They talked for a while again until Tweek's mom called for Tweek to come down to have dinner.

" I gotta go. "
" I heard. Bon appétit, Tweekers. "
" Thank you, Craigory. "
" No problem, Hon. "
" Love you. "
" Love you too. "
" Uh, it was nice to meet you, Tweek. It'd be fun to come over once? "
" It was nice to meet you, too, Dustin. And we're already planning. " Tweek smiled, then waved and clicked off the call, Craig did the same.

" You guys are... So... Adorable... " Dustin grinned, giving a sigh off from Craig. " Please don't end up like Clyde... "

End

I DUNNO I THINK CRAIG AND DUSTIN WOULD BE POWER FRIENDS WJEHHEHE
I'll write something about,,,, Kyle and Jake later,, bc yes--

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