South Park One-Shots

Kyman - Swapped

Request from BumbingBono!!

I'm sorry for being dead,, I've been really busy with school and mental health aaa

Hope you enjoy it!
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The morning was... Weird... Eric remembered going to bed, feeling sick to the stomach and feeling dizzy...
But, he woke feeling fresh and really good! Despite waking up in a different house in a different way, was not something Eric expected until he saw himself in the mirror... Tall, lanky... He was Kyle.

So, he had decided to say nothing to the family in the morning. Ike had bothered him on why he looked like he was a newborn horse with an injured hoof. Well, Eric can't do much about being purely legs and arms now, and only legs and arms. Eric was tall, sure, 4 inches taller than Kyle even, but in comparison to the ginger: Kyle had WAY more leg length while Eric was more on with the torso.

A deep sigh left from 'Eric'.. Standing alone at the busstop, he heard a loud call of the familiar, dropped voice of none other than Stan. Dude had no shame.. " Kyleeee!! " He called out, before pulling his arm over himself. Proudly standing with the others arm over his shoulder. It was a normal procedure, and Eric knew it was normal for Stan to do this with Kyle because it made him feel happy... But Eric wasn't Kyle. " What.. The fuck. Are you doing? " Eric asked, surprised how his usually weird somewhat nasal tone and way of speaking came out through Kyle's tones... Heh. Stsn perked up, cocking a brow. " You been working on a Cartman impression? " He asked, grinning. " It sucks. It's perfect. " He joked, causing Eric to fake a laugh... God... He didn't want Stan to be this comfortable with him. He liked Stan, he tolerated him... But this was too much.

" Heh.. Yeah- " He replied, pulling his arm back from Stan's shoulder, getting a small frown from Stan before he perked up, seeing how Eric and Kenny arrived together.. " Cartman looks... Horrible... Jesus fuck. " Stan muttered, waiting for the two to arrive, Eric immediately staring down to Kyle and grabbing him by the arm... Making the two immediately bicker.

Once pulled away and making sure they both calmed down... (going over to signal who's 'mind' it is rather than body) Eric looked up the Kyle, and pushed him. " What the fuck?! " and as only response there was a groan, and a sign that nausea is in with Kyle... Eric's eyes narrowed, before Kyle pushed Eric aside as he pushed himself over into a bush, falling into the snow with his jeans, throwing up. Eric watching it... Wide eyed... " Jesus fuck- are you alright-? "
" NO, I'm not fucking alright. I woke up on your fat body feeling like absolute dog shit. What the absolute shit did you eat to get this way?! " Kyle exclaimed, groaning. Before holding his head. " I feel like I'm on another plane of existence.. What the fuck.. " He muttered, Eric looking over and shrugging. " I don't know-- how do you even know so certain it's me you swapped with? " Eric said," I saw your reaction to Stan pulling your arm over him as he always does. I know you hate it when Stan touches you. " Kyle replied, groaning as a loud rumble left from his stomach. " You really don't know what the hell caused this shit? I don't even have the energy to yell at you- " He groaned. Making Eric look away a bit... None of the two knew why they had swapped. But none were responsible. And Eric never wanted to bring this into Kyle... Whatever it was and why... " If- I can help? Just ask? " Eric offered, Kyle giving him a look... Sighing.. " Alright. " He groaned, before turning back, poking Stan. " I really fucking need a few painkillers. I fucking can't. " He groaned, Stan frowning while reaching into his bag quickly, giving Eric two paracetamols. " Hope it'll help. " He responded, turning back to Kenny... Happily talking with the other about some anime.. they're just happily talking... Leaving the other two to awkwardly stand there.. Tension building. Kyle was the first to break the tension, not by talking, but by simply clawing onto at Eric's jacket. " What would you usually do when you feel like this? " He asked, looking up.. It was still weird, looking at himself like that... " Usually I just- deal with it... Drink some cola, it usually helps. " Eric replied, Kyle tensing up, groaning. " How the fuck is cola supposed to help with anything?! "

Eric groaned, giving him a hit behind the head. " Calm your jew ass down. Coca Cola is able to get rust off of materials, right? So. It's able to help with whatever is going on in your tummy. Simple logic, gingersnap. When we're at school I'll get you a bottle of that good stuff. " He said, Kyle groaning, hitting Eric into his side with his elbow. " Hey- "
" Asshole. " Kyle responded.
" I'm literally trying to help you here but okay. I could stop-? " Eric asked, as Kyle groaned. " Fine... You're right... "

And so, silence fell over them again, Kyle feeling nauseated the entire time until arriving at school, clinging to Eric's sleeve the entire time as they headed over to the vending machines in the cafeteria. Eric getting his wallet out of 'Kyle's' bag, getting Kyle a cola. " Don't chug. Take a while over drinking it and save some for later or during classes. Tell the teacher you maybe will have to drink something, they'll understand. It happens more often. I'll buy you another one halfway through the day if needed. "

Kyle sighed, holding the plastic bottle." Thanks. " He said, before Nichole had ran up to Eric, holding his arm tightly and basically sparkling. " Did you see the basketball match last night?! It was not even a close call like you had said it would be!! You were totally off! " She grinned, as Eric was frozen, before calmly 'admitting'. " I.. Was busy with my brother, I didn't get a chance to watch it yet- " he said," Oh- you said you wouldn't miss it for anything though- " as Kyle perked up, holding his hand up, taking a sip of the Cola. " I watched the basketball game yesterday. " And at that, Nichole lit up again happily.

" You? I never took you as someone who liked basketball! " She grinned, as Kyle shrugged, God it was hard not to get excited... " Eh.. It's alright sometimes. My mom wanted to watch it, but I ended up getting somewhat invested. "

Eric listened to the two with disinterested as he noticed Kyle struggling to not get excited but still be engaging to talk about, Heidi calling out for Nichole to come along again, waving the two boys a bye as they walked off.

" Basketball freak. " Eric commented, " At least I play a sport in comparison to you... " Kyle replied, kicking his shin, forgetting about the entire body swap thing for a second.. Damn.

" Heh, is this how it feels when I hit you? Like a little piece of not ready yet baguette flopping against you? " Eric asked, holding in a laugh. Kyle groaned. " Eeyup. "

" That's so stupid. "  Eric grinned.
" Yeah, stupid weak. " Kyle replied, a smile falling over his face.
" That I definitely am. So what, you're going to love me regardless. " Eric grinned, Kyle rolling his eyes. " I don't love you."
" Sure you don't~ "
" Fuck off--  "
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I'm going to end it at that, I'm so tired and I'm sorry I took so long again,, I've been plotting two aus and I'm just busy with school and mental health further
I'll post a bit of one mha related au later 👀

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