South Park One-Shots

Staig - Marine

Look idk much about this but it's cute so I'm doing it

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" Hey! Clyde! " Stan called out, running up to the front desk of the local coffee shop, at which Clyde now worked, together with Tweek. He took a deep breath, catching his breath as Clyde let out a small chuckle. " Look who comes visiting us again. " He joked, gaining a look from Stan, which he dismissed by waving his hand softly. " I'm joking! I know you've been busy. Kenny told me. He's been hitting on Tweek so he's here often. " He explained with a shrug, leaning over the counter softly, lazily, Stan nodding softly.

" Aaanyways, I'm talking too much, what can I get you? " He asked, Stan looking up with a small smile. " One White Chocolate Mocha in a big cup, Caramel Macchiato uh,, medium, two blueberry muffins, and a chocolate one. " Stan said, Clyde blinking, before shrugging, giving him the price and beginning on making it, Tweek walking out from the back with an annoyed look on his face. " Kenny's an annoying ass, imma face-AGH-! HIm. " he groaned, thinking it was only Clyde and Him in a calm day, somewhat early in the morning.

" Oh, hi Stan. "
" Hi Tweek. "
" Heard about the new job you're getting, that why you here? " He asked, showing genuine interest in Stan's work.

" Yeah, actually! Failed colleagues said he's a big fan of baked goods and hot sweet drinks, saying he'd steal them when he had the chance and would leave other things standing, I know for a fact that the caramel macchiato you guys make is rather sweet, and muffins are always good. I just want to make progress and.. Not die from sleep deprivation while bonding with the.. guy? " Stan spoke, stretching over the counter softly with a yawn.

" This should be a good first impression then, huh? You're social, you can get to them in no time. " Tweek smiled, as Stan shrugged. " I guess, yeah.  "

After a bit of talking, Clyde handed Stan his things, and he walked out with a quick wave and an "good luck!" from Tweek, he waved bye and put the things he got in his backpack.

Muffins in the pouch, and the cup in the side of the bag where those special, open bags are. Getting in his care, he placed his bag shotgun and drove off to the place said he needed to go.

Arriving, he parked, feeling if the cup was still warm, his own cup being half empty by now. The drive wasn't long.

He got all his stuff out, as he met up with the head of the supernatural department.

" Behind here is a creature recently caught, a male siren, we've made sure it can't lure you in the water by any harmonies. What happens after this is up to you, if you need any support, Stanley, there's a few buttons around the space to press for backup when seemed necessary.

Stan nodded, a few more rules, a schedule, and some details were explained and Stan kinda blanked.. Until he finally was alone in the bright room, a wall dividing it, having the huge water tank devided in two, bright and dark. Hm..

Stan moved up the stairs to the platform attached to the top of the aquarium, as he slowly dipper his finger into the water, before setting out his own coffee, the coffee he brought for the creature here and the muffins, he took one muffin himself and further left it to stand on the side.

" Helllloooooo-? " Stan called out, dipping his finger back into the water again until a figure appeared from the dark side of the water, staying under the water still, bright green eyes staring up at Stan.

He was nervous, but he was also determined to get ahead with this siren for their research.

After a while the siren neared closer to the surface of the water on the opposite side of the tank from where Stan was, before his head dipper up from the water.