Behind The Bloops #2

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A/N: Make sure to leave more questions for the cast to answer during their interview in an Ask The Cast chapter.

~Filming of Snow White~

Janus: *swishing his cape around* where did you find these outfits?

Author: *taps head* Imagination, remember?

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Virgil: "why am I Snow White?"

Patton: *says on impulse* why, it's because you're the fairest of them all, kiddo!

Author: CUT!

Patton: o-oh, sorry!

Author: no no, you keep that up, sir.

Patton: *beams* okay!

Logan: *sighs* please don't encourage him.

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Roman: "there's only one way to find out!" *begins walking towards the cottage, immediately bumps into an invisible barrier* OW!

Author: that's not your line!

Roman: *massages his nose* I didn't know the force field thingys were going to be real!

Author: *shrugs* it adds the effect of you actually bumping into it.

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Janus and Virgil: *heads over to the cottage*

Janus: *realizes something* "wait, wait, pause!"

Virgil: "what is it, Jay?"

Janus: "where's the apple– ?"

Author: *makes an apple appear on Janus' hand*

Janus: "...okay let's just skip to the part where you eat it."

Author: good take, boys! Let's proceed!

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Virgil: *staring at Author unsurely* so I just... die?

Author: mhmm.

Virgil: like... fall to the ground... dead?

Author: yes?

Virgil: ...shouldn't we have stunt doubles?

Roman: ughhh! Vee, I love you, but can you please just do your scene so we can proceed?

Remus: *pokes Roman* you just want to kiss him already!

Roman: *blushes* shut up!

Virgil: *smirks* awww, Princey.

Author: *tapping foot impatiently* guys? We're still filming?

Virgil: fine fine, I'll do it. *takes apple from Janus and shrugs* "eh, cheers to death, I guess."

Remus: *whispers to Author* you really got his character down.

Virgil: *begins spluttering after taking a bite from the apple*

Janus: uh... "no offense, Vee. But why aren't you dead?"

Virgil: *chuckles weakly* "you can't kill someone who's already dead inside."

Remus: *whispers to Author* seriously, are you secretly Virgil in disguise?

Author: *shrugs*

Virgil: *falls to the ground. DEAD*

Roman, from behind the camera: *falls to his knees and wails dramatically* NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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