Author: *claps hands loudly* alright, people! Places!
Patton: *sitting on the floor shirtless with a mermaid tail attached to his lower half* um... can anyone help me over to the pool please?
Roman: yeah me too– OOF!
Remus: *cackles and drags Roman towards the pool by his tail*
Roman: REMUUUUUSSSS!!!
Thomas and Janus: *has their faces covered in dots*
Janus: *pouts* I can't believe you casted me as a crab...
Author: well, at least you'll only have to act through facial expressions.
Thomas: ooh ooh, call me... Thomas ✨ Flounders ✨.
Author: oh my gosh–
SPLASH!
Roman: YOU BITCH!
Remus: *runs off laughing maniacally, slips on water, falls into pool* FUCK!
Roman: hAH!
Author: *sighs and shakes head* where's Logan?
Virgil: *enters room in his costume* he's on his way. *huffs and glares down at his outfit* I look ridiculous!
Janus: *rolls eyes* of course you'd think tha–
Virgil: PFFT, you're a fucking crab!
Janus: *turns to Author* you really couldn't have made me a servant instead??
Author: *waves hand dismissively* it's for comedic relief.
Janus: comedic relief for WHAT?!
Author: *smirks* for the ✨ angst ✨
Janus: you– *remembers the script* oh... Oh N O–
Logan: *walks in lookin like a snacc* sorry for the delay, I got caught up in makeup.
Patton: *widens eyes at seeing Logan*
Remus, from the pool: *whistles* looking good, calculator watch!
Logan: *rolls eyes but then catches sight of Patton*
Author: ...guys?? We're like, way behind schedule already–
Patton: *blushes under Logan's gaze* h-hey, honeybee.
Remus: *leans over to Author, soaking wet* you're going to need a bigger boat.
Author: *looks at Remus in confusion* ...what? What does that mean??
Remus: *whistles as he casually walks away*
Author: BRO WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!!
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Author: "and presenting the distinguished court composer, Ethaniel Dolos Demetrius Damien Declan Dorian Janus!"
Janus: *chokes on air* what in my name's sake was that?!
Author: your name but with a little extra ✨ spice ✨
Janus: ugh, I would've made a better sea snake.
Author: pfft, I know~
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Author: *hands Patton a green fish plushy* this will serve as Thomas' cgi placement.
Patton: awww *squeezes plushy* he's so–
Author: wait no don't–
Patton: CUTE!!
*plushy explodes open*
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Once Upon A Disneytale {Prinxiety, Logicality, Dukeceit}
FanfictionWhen Thomas and his Sides suddenly get sucked into a Dream Void in the Imagination, they must work together to venture through each Disney themed quest they'll end up in and find the story's significant object that will help them get to the next lev...
