"Who fucked with him this time?"
Welcome to the hell I call my uno Chatfic!! This entire fucking story will give of major Crack vibes. Go on a f u n lil trip with our unOrdinary cast staring. . . .
Arlo
Seraphina: Emo
Elaine: Band aid
John
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DISCLAIMER!!! This story was made late 2019 to mid 2020 it is very out dated so keep that in mind if you wish to continue reading.
Okay, so this is a lil intro to the fic so here are some things you might wanna know
Headcannons
Seraphina: She was a emotional god on myspace; She knows German and fluently speaks it; She can play electric guitar (you can pry the guitar one from my dead body I just really like it)
John: He knows how to paint nails; Prays to Seraphina instead of God; Ripped as fuck; Tapes Arlo's face to his punching bag;
Arlo: Weapon of choice besides fork, is a rolled up spike of toilet paper it dissolves in water when you're done with your victim; Knows how to sing; Rich motherfucker; Acesexual; Buys diamond earing's to subtly flex
Elaine: Is super fucking fast; Closet weeb; Has all the connections to Wellston student dealer's; Is really good at impressions
Remi: Hair is super fluffy and soft; smells like spring; Has led lights; Can tik tok dace; Knows a lot about ww2 for some reason
Blyke: Owns a 2 cats; Really picky abt Anime op's; Hates Milk; Says no homo a suspicious amount of times
Isen: Is aware of the 4th wall and That their lives are fictional; Uses the word Crusty; Has a trantula; Grammer Nazi when out of group chat; Has files on every single student; Has great skin; Is actually really smart but just doesn't give a shit abt any subject exempt English; Is clout thirsty and Uses Tik Tok
Okay but like Isen is hands down my favorite like I would die for him :')
And the weapon Arlo likes to use is this:
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It's justtoilet paper rolled up super sharply, it dissolves inwater so boom perfect weapon. Like I have been jabbed with these fuckers and it hurts. They're super pointy
This chatFic is well not very kid friendly, makes sexual jokes an references no smut tho, A lot of swearing, some angst shit,
Also really important you better be up to date with uno to read this spoiler free if there are any fast past spoilers I will warn you. So hatsabout it
Also Blyke x Isen bc why not the rest is ship netrual like all ships
