"Who fucked with him this time?"
Welcome to the hell I call my uno Chatfic!! This entire fucking story will give of major Crack vibes. Go on a f u n lil trip with our unOrdinary cast staring. . . .
Arlo
Seraphina: Emo
Elaine: Band aid
John
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Arlo John Seraphina: Emo Elaine: Band aid Remi Isen: CloutThirsty Blyke: Thot Holden Cecile: Ropeman -----------------------------------------------------------
-12:35pm-
Arlo: alright who the fuck shared our group chat with other people 🥰🥰🔪
Remi: I'm scared he used Emojis
Thot: wdym??
Arlo: when I was walking through the halls people were saying shit like -insert stuff that only the gc knows- ✨✨🔪
Emo: that was happening to me to
John: that's right the hell did that 😤😤 bc like 4 people came up asking me what their sexuality is-
CloutThirsty: okay it wasn't me I didn't even confirm any papers on it either
Arlo: oh shuuuuuure
John: calm down ladies
Arlo: wanna fucking go
John: sure man where we going Denny's?
Arlo: No. Absolutely not.
Holden: -rejected-
Remi: lol but yeah we need to find who did this! Some stuff got out that could ruin our reputation
CloutThirsty: plus John might go to Jail
Emo: wait w h a t?
CloutThirsty: flashback to chapter one where he might've killed Zeke
Thot: he's on crack again
Remi: seriously what?-
Band aid: w a i t
Band aid: Hey @ John
John: ye
Band aid: You're not working with Cecile wright??
John: No?
Emo: shit he used proper grammar hes lying
John: stfu
Arlo: 😃🔪
Thot: mom come pick me up I'm scared
CloutThirsty: oh shite
Remi: so that's why you added Cecile
Thot: mad tea
Remi: so she could take screenshots and ruin our rep
Arlo: you little bastard
Emo: John, r u n
John: lol it's just Arlo
Emo: he has a fork
John:??
Remi: last time he used a fork Isen had to go to the hosp
John: pics or it didn't happen
Remi:
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CloutThirsty: I fell betrayed
Thot: g o o d
Emo: lmao Arlo's smiling ominously while holding a fork running down the hallways
Holden: ur a dead man John
Remi: 💀💀💀 EVERYBODY IS HORRFIED OF ARLO RN
CloutThirsty: oh well nice knowing you
CloutThirsty: I guess???
Arlo: Found you. :)
John: lmao he's so lameajaknsbKMan a Aman a little the gqscuofax
Band aid:A r l o
Arlo: Yes?
Band aid: did u kill him
Arlo: I'm offended, I would never have the audacity to to such a criminal act.
Thot: then why do u have blood on ur shirt and hands
-Remi added Ropeman to 'a happy family'-
Remi: :((( why Cecile
Ropeman: I have know idea what you're talking about.
CloutThirsty: i cant believe i simped for u
Ropeman: that's sad
Thot: we know what you did Cecile
Ropeman: Kay idc but what about John?
Holden: Arlo killed him with a fork
Ropeman: I doubt it
Remi: then why is sera dragging an unconscious John to the infirmary
CloutThirsty: LMAO JAXVUAVXIWXVOHAXONA
Holden: w o w that is a deep wound
Arlo: one blow to the head
Emo: he's heavy wtf
Thot: that's bc he's prolly carrying like 70 pounds of pure muscle
Emo: how do u know that
CloutThirsty: thot u were loyal
Thot: no bae 😔😔 I would never I only walked into his room on accident when he was punching his Arlo faced punching bag with his shirt off
Remi: lmao I've seen the Punching bag it is like o f f it's hinges
Cecile: am I going to punished to as well, I guess a death sentence???
Holden: even worse
Cecile: what can be worse than death?? Tf
Remi: the most feared punishment of them all
Emo: by the lower of the royals/ important ppl
Arlo: we sentence you to
Remi: The Blyke and Isen punishment
CloutThirsty: :D
Thot: :D
Cecile: tf
Cecile: holy shit why are they at my classroom door
Cecile: kqsgqkgszakgkgzazajggkazaxmbvn
Arlo: I wonder how long she'll stay sane being forced to listen to those two's convo's
Remi: I almost feel bad
Remi: almost
John: I remember the first time I got the B/I (Blyke / Isen) punishment, it was hell listening to their fucked up convo's with so much pent up sexual tension
John: it was hell
Emo: ikr its horrifying listening to those too
CloutThirsty: She seems to be enjoying her time she's whispering to herself stuff like "I would have taken death and "please kill me now"
Thot: tbh snakes are pretty interesting
Isen: yeah
Holden: wow I think she's breaking a record ya'know besides remi, but normally by now somebody would have tried to commit deathpacitho
John: Well we'll leave it to them I guess
(Sorry I didn't spell check so if random I's show up it's bc I was trying to put u also the Blyke and Isen punishment is when ur forced to listen to those too speak to eachother)