[This story contains lots of mature language and many sensitive topics.]
Do NOT take roasting seriously!
(Maybe not)
Do NOT try anything, that the characters in the story do, at home!
(Depends on you, honestly)
Do NOT copy!
(The one thing i am surprisingly serious about)
Onwards into: Life Of A Fuck-Up
Ever wondered how a life of a fuck-up
works?
Of course you don't! Because you already are experiencing it full-time!
I am kidding! (Not)
Life Of A Fuck-Up is somewhat realistic, that a lot of people can relate to.
A comedy tale with a pinch of dark n' dirty humor, with lots of emotional drama! (Can't forget that!)
If you cannot handle heavy swearing, I kindly recommend to atleast think twice before diving into the depths of this book.
(Mainly for your innocence)
It also talks about many sensitive topics that may or may not make you uncomfortable. So now is the time to make up your mind! Continue, and i will be glad. Turn back, and i will also be glad!
(I respect that you know your limits)
On to three now!
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Now, with that aside:
WELCOME TO LIFE OF A FUCK-UP!
(COMING FUCKING SOON!)
YOU ARE READING
Life Of A Fuck-Up
HumorPsst! Stop for awhile. Stop those negative thoughts of yours. Worthless? Waste of space? Villain? Criminal? Slut? Pshhh! You don't need to listen to those! That's why i'm here, after all! Come with me, join me. No, this is not some cult or anythin...
