Life Of A Fuck-Up

The world is ending! Just kidding, that's just golf-boy

CHAPTER FOUR [F-U#4]

"Don't just fucking smack me, you shithead!"

"P-papa, it's recording."

"Oh! Thank you darling!"

Rippo grumbled but shook his head. Smiling ever so slightly.

"Yes! It's rolling, bitches!"

"You will definitely be the fucking end of me."

"D-daddy!"

Placing my right arm on their shoulders, Toku mostly leaning on my right side, and Rippo bumping into her.

"Shush! It's recording! Hello to no-one in fucking particular! No-one's going to see this anyway! Today is a very special day! Why?! Wait....why was it special?" I turned to the giggling little girl next to me.

"Are you fucking kidding me right now?"

"I-it's because you finally finished the adoption papers, p-papa!" Toku shook her head in mock disappointment.
IT'S BEEN ONLY A DAY SINCE WE'VE BEEN WITH EACH OTHER! SHE'S FUCKING LEARNING, AND FAST!

I looked at the camera, that was perched on my left hand.

"Whoops! Well you heard it, folks!
I finally finished the fuck-shit that is called, business or adoption or some shit! But that's one reason! What's the other? Care to tell, Mr. Panty Man?"

I zoomed the camera more to Rippo.
He tried to swat it away like a fly!
TALK ABOUT RUDENESS! WELL, I'M NOT REALLY IN THE PLACE TO SAY THAT BUT, FUCK IT!

He finally gave in and looked at the camera in annoyance. But after a few seconds, he shifted uncomfortably.
"Uh, we finally bought the house?"

Looking at me with a 'is that fucking right?' face, I turned the camera towards me again.

"You fucking got that right! We finally, finally, managed to wait in that long ass line and buy the house! Quick! What's the fucking date today?!"

I glanced at the two beside me.
Rippo turned his head while Toku suddenly opened his fucking duffle bag. Giving a yelp of surprise, Rippo jumped. Toku didn't mind, and fished out his phone.

"U-um, it's the twenty-first of Ju-ne? Ju- daddy what is this?" She pointed at the word 'june' that was on the screen.
Rippo bent down and squinted his eyes.

"That's June, pumpkin."

"Oh my god! You call her pumpkin?! Didn't know you liked nicknames, bitch!" I snickered. He smacked me on the head as i patted the cute little fuck's head.
Resuming my earlier shenanigans,
I grinned at the camera.

"Today is the twenty-first of June! Welcome to, 'Keeping Up With The Fucked Ones Life!' First tape!
'Meeting the Fucked Ones family!'"

I waved my right hand while laughing. Toku shyly waving, and Rippo probably fucking re-thinking his decisions!

"Now, introduce yourselves,
mi familia!" I removed my arm from their shoulders and bent down to zoom the camera to my fucking daughter!

She giggled and tried to move it away a bit. BUT I AIN'T TAKING SHIT!

Toku covered her mouth but the giggles still bursts.
"Now as you can see, darlings. This little girl right here is my daughter!
And who ever fucking messes with her, will fucking suffer my wrath!"
I tickled her side.

Tickles turned into laughter in seconds.
"M-my name is Hanabet! Hanabet Toku!" She managed to utter out in time for me to poke her.

"Oh? And tell me about yourself, you cute little fuck." I grinned at her.