Yvette Clancy - book 2 (Harry Potter / Voldemort's daughter fan fic)

Chapter 7

~the next morning~

"Next is defence against the dark arts," Clarissa said, looking disgusted. "Oh is it that Lockhart chick," Yvette muttered sounding annoyed. "Let get this over with," Clarissa sighed standing up and slinging her bag over her shoulder, it was way heavier than anyone else's except Hermione's of course. Yvette and Clarissa wondered into the classroom, Yvette moaning that they should skip and Clarissa insisting that she would not skip her first class. That of course ended up meaning they were late.

"Uh ladies nice of you to join us, I was about to say we are going to do a fun quiz!" Lockhart said when the girls entered. "Sorry sir," Clarissa muttered sitting down at the back of the class, Yvette sitting next to her. They had made an agreement earlier, sit at the back and don't pay attention. Lockhart then started handing out the quizzes. "These questions are so dumb!" Clarissa said in frustration. "Well, if the questions are dumb lets give dumb answers," Yvette replied smirking. Clarissa's eyes lit up, "That isn't such a bad idea."

"Question 1, what is Lockhart's favourite colour?" Yvette said reading off the paper.

"A  light shade of red, mixed with magenta and a tad of sky blue and don't forget the mustard yellow that is mixed in."

"That makes brown,"

"That's the point you pea brain,"

"Ok, Ok next one,"

"What is Lockhart's secret ambition?"

"To go die,"

"More creative, be less of a Queen of Darkness,"

"To get mauled by wolves and then eaten alive by vultures and then rotting away for all of eternity,"

"that's more like it!"

"Ok, what, in your opinion is Lockhart's greatest achievement to date?"

"Well this is completely opinion based so we can say whatever we want, Oh! I've got one!"

"Say it then Mouse,"

"His greatest achievement is getting sorted into Ravenclaw, the hat must have been having brain problems at the time of sorting,"

"Perfect,"

As you can tell, they were having a lot of fun passive-aggressively insulting Lockhart and this went on for every single question until Lockhart asked everyone to hand them in. "Everyone did very well! Especially miss Hermione Granger! But um miss Clancy and miss Daniels, your answers are uh very specific," Lockhart said. Yvette and Clarissa nodded their heads. "Next time don't work together that was a test," Lockhart said. "But friendship," Yvette protested using her charm against this stupid man. "Well, firstly why did you assume my favourite colour is brown?" Lockhart asked sounding a little offended. "Actually i assumed your favourite colour is A light shade of red, mixed with magenta and a tad of sky blue and don't forget the mustard yellow that is mixed in." Clarissa said trying hard to mask her smirk. Everyone covered their mouths to contain their laughter, except Hermione who looked very hurt. "Also, you said my secret ambition was to get mauled by wolves and then eaten alive by vultures and then rotting away for all of eternity," Lockhart said, completely unaware he was getting mocked. Everyone again tried to contain their laughter. "Well, that is your secret ambition isn't it?" Yvette asked innocently. "No actually my secret ambition to rid the world of evil and to market my own range of hair care potions," Lockhart said. "Well that's terribly boring," Yvette muttered, causing everyone to snigger once again. "My secret ambition is to become an aura and catch dark wizards, if you get rid of all evil I will be very upset as I would have nothing to do," Clarissa said, people barely containing their laughter at this point. "Well that is a shame, what is your secret ambition miss Clancy," Lockhart said, apparently he thought this was a social not everyone laughing at him. "I would like to rid the world of idiots who pretend they're really good at stuff," Yvette said. It was obvious to anyone with half a brain who she was referring  to, but Lockhart only has the bit of brain that makes you breathe, or else he would be dead and what a shame that would be. The bell then decided it was going to ring so everyone got up and headed to the next lesson, potions.

"Please can we not do potions," Yvette protested. "Potions is the best lesson! The precise movements and the careful calculations, it's simply amazing!" Clarissa said, apparently she like potions. "You haven't met Snape," Yvette muttered. They then entered the classroom. Clarissa looked around in awe. "Your school has unicorn horn shavings in this quantity!" Clarissa said looking at some glass vials.  "Yeah duh they're just unicorns," Yvette said not interested. "Unicorns are rare where I used to live, it completely limited the extra credit I did," Clarissa said obviously not reminiscing on some fond memories. "Oh this is an incredibly equipped potions room, how i dreamed if I could have one like this, all the things I could make," Clarissa said inspecting vials of all sorts. "I don't even know what half this stuff is," Yvette muttered they were the only ones in the room and Snape hadn't popped up yet, Yvette was bored. "Yes you do not as you never pay attention in my lessons," Snape said from behind her, she knew he was going to pop up sometime soon. "Well, I'm not good at potions ," Yvette muttered. "That's not true, your mother got an O and everyone knows your father was skilled in potions," Snape said. "Oh yes if your dad wasn't a dark wizard and all that i would love to get some tips apparently he was really good," Clarissa said. "You are miss Daniels I presume," Snape said. "Yes," Clarissa replied. The rest of the students then entered.

"Today we are going to be making a fire protection potion!" Snape said to the whole class. "Oh i love this one, it's pretty easy though," Clarissa said They started on the potion, Clarissa flying through and completing it before everyone else, even Hermione who was not happy about that. Snape came to inspect her potion,"You have the same precision as your brother, shame you are not in my house." Clarissa's face lit up. Yvette muttered,"Teachers pet." Clarissa glared at her. "Yvette your didn't-" Clarissa started, but did not get to finish as Yvette's potion exploded. "You need to be more careful," Clarissa said. Potions finished soon after and the pair was free to go.

a/n

sorry about not posting yesterday not that anyone cares, hope you all enjoyed I know there wasn't much action in this chapter but there will be more in the next one.