Steven, Spinny, spinel, Volley, Ruby and Sapphire are sitting in the corner while Lapis is trying her very best to read the book, "To Give a Mouse a Cookie". And also Ruby and Sapphire are drawing pictures of each other UvU
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Lapis: *stuttering* I-if you gy-vah a moose? Guys I can't read, so any of you know how to read dis?
Sapphire: I would but uh, my hair is too long and luscious.
Ruby: *being overprotective* It is long and luscious, and you can't judge her for that!
Spinny: Ok? Hey Volley, can I ask you something- SISSY STOP HITTING STEVIE WITH THE BOOK!!
Spinel: *hitting Steven with a book* NU!!!
Steven: Wow, bully!
Spinel: Good enough for me.
Volley: *rolling weed* What was that, Spinny?
Spinny: Well, what happened to your eye? Why are you wearing the thingy?
Volley: *giggles* Do you really wanna know what's under my eyepatch?
Spinny: YES!!! Pretty please with buttermilk on top?
Ruby: Yeah, tell us what's underneath it!
Lapis: Are you playing pirate?
Spinel: I mean, I hate this preschool, but you showing what's under your thing might make this a little bit worth my time.
Everyone (except Volley) DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
Aquamarine: What are you idiots babbling about over here?
Spinny: Volley is fenna show us whats under her eye patch!
Jasper: HOLY SHI-
Luni: *getting ready to take a photo*
Pearl:Huh? Whats going on? Is Volley really gonna show what's underneath it?
Volley: *casually rolling weed* Perhaps.
Aquamarine: Well go on! Do it!
Amethyst: YEEEE!!!!
Connie: *spinning on the globe* Show uuuuussss- OOF! *falls off the globe*
Yellow: *dealing with a hangover* Calm the fucc down children. Mrs. Yellow needs some uh..rest so if you could all be quiet that'll make Mrs. Yellow really REALLY happy. Hehe....
Steven: Sorry Ms. Yellow. Come on Volley, show us what's underneath.
Pearl: Steven! You can't pressure another student into-
Volley: Ok.
Pearl: wot
Volley: I'll show it. But not right now. I'm busy-
Pearl: Volley?! Is that contraban!??
Spinel: Busted.
Volley:.... *grabs weed and runs* I'm fast as fucc boi
Pearl: GET BACC HERE!!! *chases after her*
Lapis: I need help reading the book.
Spinny: And I need some maple syrups.
Peridot: *comes over* So, new girls, we needa talk b u s i n e s s .
Spinel: Oh fucc no-
Spinny: Ok!
Steven: Oh...you're giving them the talk.
Peridot: *nods* Follow me girls. *sits in corner*
YOU ARE READING
The Most Fucked Up and Popular Kids in Preschool
HumorHmm...what would a pre-school Steven or human Spinel be like? What would a pre-school Lapis and Peridot be like? Well now ya know.
