*Meanwhile the preschoolers are sitting down in the middle of the floor taking a test on algebra and geomatry (aka the 5th test of the day for some reason) while Yellow was passed out on the floor with a bottle of opiods on the floor.*
Lapis:..... *cries*
Peridot: Lapis? What's wrong?
Lapis: I CAN'T READ!!!! *whines*
Ruby: Do any of ya'll understand this BS?!?
Sapphire: I agree with Lapis, I can't read-
Spinel: *groans* Ms Yellow I'm ready to go home, I'm tired of takin' all these testes.
Pearl: *doing the test perfectly fine without troubles* Well Spinel, it's not testes. It's 'tests.'
Spinel: No, it's testes.
Pearl: Tests-
Spinel: Alright if you take one what is it called?
Pearl: Test.
Spinel: If you take more than one, what is it called?
Pearl" Tests.
Spinel: It can't be 'test' 'tests' it's 'test' 'testes' Pearl!
Pearl: TESTS!!!
Spinel: TESTES!!
*suddenly the door opens a new teacher comes in, her hair a light pink while her skin pale as stars*
Pink: Hello you little cuties UvU
Spinny: OH MY GOD IT'S THE COTTON CANDY MONSTER!!
*Most of the kids start running around screaming while Pink looks at them confused*
Pink: No no no! It's not what you think!
Steven: Chill guys it's my mom.
Pink: Thanks Stevie
Pink: Where's your teachers?
Spinel: *points at a passed out Yellow* White is gone out to a strip club thinking she's sexy and Blue is at a Mario tournament.
Pink: OK! Well, I'm your sub, Pink!
Spinny: Sub? Oh you're one of those things people ride!
Pink: -
Pink: NO that's a subway-
Amethyst: What's the difference?
Jasper: *rips test to shreds* FUCK THIS!!!
Volley: *rolling weed in her test papers and smoking it*
Pink: YOU DO DRUGS?!?!
Volley: Sure, where's my $50?
Aquamarine: *dumping Pink's things out of her purse and takes her wallet* Volley I'll give you $35 for a pound of weed-
Volley: 45.
Aquarmine: 40-
Volley: Deal.
Pink: Uh, no! What is wrong with you kids?? *takes wallet from Aquamarine but gets kicked in the shin* DARNET!!!
Spinny: Hey Ms. Pink, got any-
Peridot: *hacking into Pink's phone* GUYS LOOK AT THIS SHE HAS MEMESSSS!!!!
Ruby: YASSS!!!!
Pink:...*walks over to Yellow and slghtly kicks her with no movement* Yellow?
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The Most Fucked Up and Popular Kids in Preschool
ComédieHmm...what would a pre-school Steven or human Spinel be like? What would a pre-school Lapis and Peridot be like? Well now ya know.
