White Diamond: the one in charge of the daycare/preschool
Yellow Diamond: Teacher to make sure students behave
Blue Diamond: That one nice teacher
Steven Universe: The kid that always tries to be everyone's friend but fails
Spinel Stiles: The kid that wants to beat everyone up
Spinny Stiles: The kid that eats crayons (AKA nice Spinel before she turned all edgy as hell)
Peridot Addair-Greene: The kid that tries to be smart but ends up fucking up
Lapis Ayotunde: The kid that wont put up with your bullshit
Bismuth Livingston: The kid that steals all the building blocks and play-doh
Jasper "Cheeto Puff" Desmond: The kid that steals your crayons and makes Spinny cry
Connie Maheswaren: The kid who likes playing with the globe but it ends up falling on them
Pink Diamond: Steven's mom and the teacher Spinel hates
Aquamarine "Bitchy Pixie" Tice: The kid that talks back to the teacher
Amethyst: that one kid that eats chalk
Ruby: and Sapphie: those 2 kids that like to pretend theyre married
Pearl: That one kid that pretends theyre the teacher (and the teacher's pet-)
Luni (Blue Pearl) That one kid that gets paint on the walls
Marigold: (yellow pearl) The one kid that models in the dress-up clothes
Volley (pink pearl): The kid that sales drugs and was supposed to watch the door
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The Most Fucked Up and Popular Kids in Preschool
ComédieHmm...what would a pre-school Steven or human Spinel be like? What would a pre-school Lapis and Peridot be like? Well now ya know.
