-Walking back to the Preschool-
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Spinel: *eating her burrito* Yeah, so basically scarred that guy for life. I feel proud.
Steven: How did you end up killing him tho?
Spinel: Turns out his right eye was a glass eye, so I took that and his real eye out.
Lapis: Ew...but I gotta admit, that was badass.
Spinel: *grins* Thank you, Blue-haired freak.
Bismuth: Hey guys do you hear somethin?
Spinny: What?
Peridot: *sipping soda* No.
Lapis: Peri aren't you too young to be drinking soda?
Peridot: What, expect me to drink titty milk all my life?
Lapis: You drink from your mom's titty?
Steven: Oooh I want some titties!
Spinny: What are titties?
Aquamarine: Bloody hell guys, when are we gonna get back to that damned preschool?
Spinel: Fuck the Diamond Daycare in the ass with a BBC, no one like that place.
Bismuth: *cough* Pearl-
Spinel: Well yeah, she's a teachers pet. *finishes burrito*
Spinny: Wait....I actually hear something.
Steven: Yeah I do to....It sounds like....
Police: *in the car with a megaphone* YOU ARE ALL UNDER ARREST! PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!!!
Steven: What is he saying?
Spinny: I dunno, but he's got a megaphone.
Police: SURRENDER NOW FOR THE MURDER OF THE GAS GUY!!!
Jasper: What?
Spinel: I think thats code for us to haul ass- *runs* Run you idiots! It's the popo!!
Aquamarine: OH SHI-
Bismuth: *pushes them out the way and runs* FUUUCCCKKK!!!!
Spinel: Put my titty in a blender...WHAT KIND OF COPS TRY TO ARREST SOME KIDS!!??
Police: Me you fucking midget!!! *shoots at them*
Spinny: Sissy!!
Spinel: God dammit!
-At the Daycare-
White: *comes in disappointed* There was no gang of teenage boys waiting for me! Stupidass lyingass peice of shit...
Blue: Now White, calm down. *says while playing Mario Kart 7* Oh frick! I got hit by a blue shell!!! SCREW YOU YOSHI!!!
Yellow: Yo where the fuck are the kids.
Blue: I thought they were with you-
Yellow: The only one here is Pearl.
Pearl: *writing down everyone's name on the board* I can spell!
*Suddenly the police broke down the door*
Police Officer Dick: *has the kids in a line while handcuffed* Are these kids yours?
Yellow: No, we disown them.
Police Officer Dick: Ok! Be prepared to go to jail with all the pedophiles and murderers and gangsters!
Volley: *comes in wearing a new eyepatch* Officer Dickhead.
Spinel: Wait his name's officer Dickhead? Man, speaking of dick, your foot isnt very big. Know what that means, Small Dick Gumshoe.
Police Officer Dick: Shut up! And who are you, pirate girl?
Volley: The one whose gonna fucking shove flaming cocaine up your ass if you don't put them down.
Police Officer Dick: *fear* Oh SHIIIII- *runs out the daycare* NOT TODAY PIRATE GIRL!!!
Volley: Pussy.
Peridot: Thanks Volley!
Connie: Howze your eye?
Volley: I dont have an eye anymore thanks to that skank over there!
Blue: LaNgUaGe!
Spinel: Look I know youre more pissed off than Gordon Ramsay right now BUT- *grins and pulls out the gas guy's eyes* I got these for you.
Steven: *smiles* We got some eyes for you!
Spinny: Do ya like em? The right one is real!
Volley: Not interested.
Spinel: *eye twitches* ....Why-
Volley: Bitch you fucking took out my eye with a fucking fork!!! *pissed* I want NOTHING from you! I don't need your little pity eyes, or nothing!
Spinel: Damn, Im sorry I took out your stupidass eye. I had to kill a grown man for these little shits for you Volley, be fucking grateful.
Volley: How bout this...you take those eye, and fucking shove them up your ass!
Spinny: Oooh Eye see you, Volley, Eye see you.
Spinel: So thats it?! Youre gonna be a bitch about this?!
Volley: Fuck. *puts up middle finger* YOU!!!
Spinel: Fuck you too you pirate lookin ass bitch!
Connie: Well this is nice.
Steven: Spins are you ok?
Spinel: Someone get me a fucking fork so I can rip that bitch's other eye out....
Spinny: sissy no! *hugs her from behind* Comeon, lets go play at the dollhouse.
Spinel: Fine...Eye guess...
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To be continued...
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The Most Fucked Up and Popular Kids in Preschool
HumorHmm...what would a pre-school Steven or human Spinel be like? What would a pre-school Lapis and Peridot be like? Well now ya know.
