-Day 2 of Preschool-
-At the beginning of the day-
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Garnet: Have a good day at skewl sweet pea!
Ruby: Ew, mom! I'mm not a kid anymore!
Peridot: *entering the building* Aren't you like 4-
Sapphire: She's 5 in MY eyes. *hugs Ruby*
Peridot: I dont even think you have any eyes.
Garnet: Ok! Have fun! Youre walking home today!
Ruby: Thanks.
Lunch Lady Shitu: Hello children.
Spinel: Hi Lunch Lady Shitu.
Steven: HIIII
Lunch Lady Shitu: Where's that one eyed- freak at?
Spinel: Uh I dunno I havent seen her since I pulled her eye out.
Lunch Lady Shitu: So its not gonna affect her sight or anything rightt?
Spinel: Nah just every other aspect of her life.
Steven: *sucking his thumb* So where's her eye?
Spinny: *comes in with bottle of maple syrup* I think sissy has it in her backpack.
Lapis: Ew.
Aquamarine: Ya know, she's gonna kick your ass if she does end up coming her today.
Bismuth: *throws a block at Spinel* That's for hurting my friend!
Spinel: I won't through blocks but I won't hesitate to throw fists you lumberjack.
Jasper: I dunno I fight between you and Volley sounds awesome.
White: KIDS! SETTLE DOWN!
Steven: Damn did your husband cheat on you or what?
White: I dont even have a husband!
Steven: Ok so thats the problem then.
White: Your behavior yesterday was DESPICABLE! IT's like you kids have no tame! TODAY however, you're gonna-
Spinny: There's a gang of hot teenage boys waiting for you.
White: Oh really? Wait for me! *runs out the door*
Peridot: Spinny you are a GODDESS!
Blue: *sighs* Ok, enough shenanigans. Now we remember the incident with Volley yesterday, correct?
*everyone looks at Spinel*
Spinel: The fuck are ya'll lookin at?
Connie: Volley is the reason we get by the teachers, but now you've made her mad. Thanks a lot.
Spinel: Ok if you hate the teachers that bad go get your own drugs and stop kissin up to Volley.
Blue: Now Spinel... *stern* You owe her an apology.
Steven: Yeah....
Yellow: *grabs Spinel by the collaar* If she doesn't come back I'm pushing you down a hill.
Spinel: Cool.
Pearl: Yeah Spinel! MS Blue, we gotta suspend her!
Spinny: *hugs Spinel* NOOO NOT AGAIN!!!!
Steven: Hey...how about we just give Volley another eye?
Peridot: Howze that supposed to work, genius.
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The Most Fucked Up and Popular Kids in Preschool
HumorHmm...what would a pre-school Steven or human Spinel be like? What would a pre-school Lapis and Peridot be like? Well now ya know.
