Random #Pride

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Kyu(me):Yo whats up yall, I decided to do this random section so ya, enjoy?

Leo:Real smooth dude

Kyu:Oh can it Leo

Cancer:Someone called me?

Kyu:No, Cancer I was trying to-you know what, I give up

Aquarius:I can help you tie a noose

Orion:I can make some explosives if you want to go out with a bang

Capricorn:I read a book on poisons and learnt how to make cyanide if you want

Kyu:Why do you guys have so many suicide methods?

Pisces:We just like to have options

Libra:Yeah, and you know if we ever hold a grudge against someone

Kyu:Yall know when I said I give up, I didn't mean on life

Taurus:Then on what?

Kyu:Haiz*types on his phone*this will shut you guys up for a moment...

Aries:Um what will?

Kyu:*looks at his watch*In 3. 2. 1.

-Everybody except Kyu, Taurus and Aquarius gets their mouth taped up-

Kyu:Much better...

Aquarius:Wait what about me and Taurus?

Kyu:Give it a sec...

-Aquarius and Taurus start to kiss-

Kyu:Done.

Sagittarius:*rips tape off his mouth*OW, why'd you make them kiss!?

Gemini:*rips tape off as well*Dude just enjoy the show...

Kyu:Oki so I wanted to do that cause it was funny but seems like they are starting to get into it...

Gemini:It's kinda hot

Taurus and Aquariu:*stop**look at Gemini*

Pegasus:Good luck buddy

Gemini:Ahhh, sh-*gets tackled and slapped by the two girls*

Cancer:*has his eyes covered by Leo and Libra* What's happening!? Let me see!

Leo:NO YOUR TOO INNOCENT!!!

Kyu:christ, OKAY I'M DONE!*stomps into the writer's room and slams the door close*

Orion:What's with him?

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Gemini:*wakes up*Ugh my head hurts

Sagittarius:*hugs him*Aww you alright Gem?

Gemini:*freezes up*Um, uhhh*Jumps out of bed and runs out the room*

Sagittarius:*confused*um why did he run?

Taurus:*pops out from under the blanket*should we tell him he had actually interupted us and we had to take care of him while he was drunk?

Sagittarius:Eh, now where were we?*snuggles up to Taurus*

Taurus:*blushes*Well~

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Virgo:Hey Aquarius

Aquarius:Ye?

Virgo:What is the girl version of a gay?

Aquarius:That would be a lesbian Virgo

Virgo:Oh, well I'm a lesbian

Aquarius:Oh how'd you know?

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