Kyu(me):Yo whats up yall, I decided to do this random section so ya, enjoy?
Leo:Real smooth dude
Kyu:Oh can it Leo
Cancer:Someone called me?
Kyu:No, Cancer I was trying to-you know what, I give up
Aquarius:I can help you tie a noose
Orion:I can make some explosives if you want to go out with a bang
Capricorn:I read a book on poisons and learnt how to make cyanide if you want
Kyu:Why do you guys have so many suicide methods?
Pisces:We just like to have options
Libra:Yeah, and you know if we ever hold a grudge against someone
Kyu:Yall know when I said I give up, I didn't mean on life
Taurus:Then on what?
Kyu:Haiz*types on his phone*this will shut you guys up for a moment...
Aries:Um what will?
Kyu:*looks at his watch*In 3. 2. 1.
-Everybody except Kyu, Taurus and Aquarius gets their mouth taped up-
Kyu:Much better...
Aquarius:Wait what about me and Taurus?
Kyu:Give it a sec...
-Aquarius and Taurus start to kiss-
Kyu:Done.
Sagittarius:*rips tape off his mouth*OW, why'd you make them kiss!?
Gemini:*rips tape off as well*Dude just enjoy the show...
Kyu:Oki so I wanted to do that cause it was funny but seems like they are starting to get into it...
Gemini:It's kinda hot
Taurus and Aquariu:*stop**look at Gemini*
Pegasus:Good luck buddy
Gemini:Ahhh, sh-*gets tackled and slapped by the two girls*
Cancer:*has his eyes covered by Leo and Libra* What's happening!? Let me see!
Leo:NO YOUR TOO INNOCENT!!!
Kyu:christ, OKAY I'M DONE!*stomps into the writer's room and slams the door close*
Orion:What's with him?
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Gemini:*wakes up*Ugh my head hurts
Sagittarius:*hugs him*Aww you alright Gem?
Gemini:*freezes up*Um, uhhh*Jumps out of bed and runs out the room*
Sagittarius:*confused*um why did he run?
Taurus:*pops out from under the blanket*should we tell him he had actually interupted us and we had to take care of him while he was drunk?
Sagittarius:Eh, now where were we?*snuggles up to Taurus*
Taurus:*blushes*Well~
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Virgo:Hey Aquarius
Aquarius:Ye?
Virgo:What is the girl version of a gay?
Aquarius:That would be a lesbian Virgo
Virgo:Oh, well I'm a lesbian
Aquarius:Oh how'd you know?
YOU ARE READING
zodiac house ver2
Randomcancer just moved into a mansion with his friends and now they live together, let's see what they get up to eh?