Might As Well Get Comfy

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Mary's POV
I was getting ready and walked over to the motel room Sam, Dean, and Kara were staying in. Crystal and Siren were sharing a room, and Alison, Ricky, and I were sharing a room after I almost murdered Siren after he was drinking my shampoo, yes Siren drinks shampoo I tried stop understanding the guy long ago. I walked in and saw Dean, Kara, and Ricky watching tv and Sam walked out. "What are you three watching?" Sam asked coming out of the bathroom. "Hospital show. Dr. Sexy, MD. I think it's based on a book." Dean said defensively. "When did you hit menopause?" I asked. "It's called channel surfing." Dean said. "Unlike Mr. Macho I actually enjoy the show." Ricky said. "So you like the parody show of Grey's Anatomy?" I asked. "I just ended up being here." Kara said. "Crystal Siren! You two ready?" Alison asked knocking on their motel door for them to be ready. "Yep." They said walking out Crystal wearing dress pants and a white blouse, Siren wearing an identical outfit to Sam. "Are you?" Siren asked smirking. We left and got to the police station and were talking to an officer. "One more time, the FBI and intern are here why, exactly?" The officer asked confused. "Might have something to do with one of your locals getting his head ripped off." Dean said. "Bill Randolph died from a bear attack." The officer said. "How sure that it was a bear?" I asked. "What else would it be?" The Officer asked raising an eyebrow."Well, whatever it was it chased Mr. Randolph through the woods, smashed through his front door followed him up the stairs, and killed him in his bedroom. Is that common, a bear doing all that?" Kara said. "Depends how pissed off it is, I guess. Look, the Randolphs live way up in high country. You got trout runs to make a grown man weep. And bears." The officer said. "Right. Now, what about Mrs. Randolph? The file says she saw the whole thing." Ricky said. "Yes, she did. My heart goes out to that poor woman." The officer said. "She said bear." Crystal said. "Kathy Randolph went through a hell of a trauma. She's confused." The officer said. "What did she say?" Alison asked. We were now in the interviewing room with Kathy Randolph. "No, it must have been a bear. I mean, what else could it have been?" Kathy said. "Mrs. Randolph, what do you think it was?" Sam asked nicely. "No, I, I remember clearly now. It was definitely a bear." Kathy said. "We're sure it was. But see, it helps us to hear every angle. So just tell us what you thought you saw." Dean said. "It's impossible, but...I could have sworn I saw...the Incredible Hulk." Kathy said. "The Incredible Hulk." Sam said like if he was hearing right. "I told you it was crazy." Kathy said. "Bana or Norton?" Ricky asked since him and I both love Marvel. "Oh, no, those movies were terrible. The TV Hulk." Kathy said, huh well Norton and Bana didn't portray Bruce well but they were okay Hulk's. "Lou Ferrigno." I said. "Yes." Kathy said. "Spiky-hair Lou Ferrigno." Dean said. "Yes." Kathy sajd. "Huh." Dean and I said. "You think I'm crazy." Kathy said. "No. Uh, no, it's just...is there, uh, would there be any reason that Lou Ferrigno, the Incredible Hulk, would have a grudge against your husband?" Alison said. "No." Kathy said. "No." Crystal said. Ricky and I went to the house where guy got Hulk smashed. "I can't believe she thinks Lou Ferrigno is a good Hulk." Ricky said. I took pictures with my phone. "Ricky, so far the only okay Hulk and Bruce Banner is Ed Norton." I said. "I don't remember the Hulk having a sweet tooth." Ricky said. I looked over and saw candy wrappers. "Trickster." I said. "Loki?" Ricky asked. "No doubt." I said. We got back to the motel and saw the others. "Hey." Ricky and I said. "Find anything?" Sam asked. "Well, uh, we saw the house." Ricky said. "And?" Dean said. "And there is a giant eight-foot-wide hole where the front door used to be. Almost like, Hulk smashed it." I said. "So a Hulk-sized hole." Alison said. "Maybe. What do you got?" Ricky asked. "Well, it turns out that Bill Randolph had quite the temper. He's got two counts of spousal battery, bar brawls, and court-ordered anger management sessions. You might say you wouldn't like him when he's angry." Sam said. "So a hothead getting killed by TV's greatest hothead. Kinda sounds like just desserts, doesn't it?" Siren said. "It's all starting to make sense." I said. "How is it starting to make sense?" Kara asked. "Well, we found something else at the crime scene." I said and Ricky and I took out all the candy wrappers. "Candy wrappers." Ricky said and we continued showing them. "Lots of them." I said. "Just desserts, sweet tooth, screwing with people before you kill 'em—we're dealing with the Trickster, aren't we?" Crystal said. "Sure looks like it." I said. "Good. I've wanted to gank that mother since Mystery Spot." Dean said, and I shivered remembering the death of Dean and then Sam murdering me. "You sure?" Kara asked, hugging Dean from behind. "Yeah I'm sure." Dean said smiling at his girlfriend. "No, I mean are you sure you wanna kill him?" Kara asked. "Son of a bitch didn't think twice about icing me a thousand times." Dean said. "No, we know, I mean, we're just saying." Sam said. "What are you saying? If you don't want to kill him, then what?" Dean asked looking at them. "Talk to him?" Kara suggested looking down. "What?" I asked. "Think about it, guys. He's one of the most powerful creatures we've ever met. Maybe we can use him." Sam said. "For what?" Ricky asked. "Okay, Trickster's like a Hugh Hefner type, right? Wine, women, song—maybe he doesn't want the party to end. Maybe he hates this angels and demons stuff as much as we do. Maybe he'll help us." Kara said. "You're serious." Alison said. "Yeah." Sam said. "Ally with the Trickster." Siren said. "Yeah." Kara said. "A bloody, violent monster, and you wanna be Facebook friends with him? Nice, guys." Crystal said. "The world is gonna end, guys. We don't have the luxury of a moral stand. Look, I'm just saying it's worth a shot. That's all. If it doesn't work, we'll kill him." Sam said. "How are we gonna find the guy, anyway?" I asked. "Well, he never takes just one victim, right? He'll show." Kara said. I was now sharpening cleaning my blades, Ricky was lying on the bed on my laptop typng, Siren was making himself dizzy by spinning in a swivel chair after Alison hit him for drinking dish soap since he wanted to burp bubbles, and the others were all doing whatever. "Um, Dispatch? I, I got a possible 187 out here at the old paper mill on Route 6?" A scanner said. "Hey." Sam said we all looked up and Siren stopping spinning. "Roger that. What are you looking at there, son?" Dispatch said. "Honestly, Walt, I, I wouldn't even know how to describe what I'm seeing. Just—send everybody." Scanner said. "All right, stay calm, stay by your car. Help's on the way." Dispatch said. Kara turned off the scanner. "That sounds weird." Dean said. "Weird enough to be our guy." I said. We got to the warehouse. "There was a murder here, and there's no police cars. There's nobody. How's that look to you?" Alison said getting out of her car. "Crappy." Crystal replied. We all got flashlights and we opened the door and walked in I looked and saw I was now in a doctors outfit.

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