Heaven and Hell Knows (5th book of Winchester Girl)

Welcome To The Crazy Family

Mary's POV
I was now at Bobby's with everyone. "Yeah, no, this is good. Really. You know, five months of turned pages and screwed pooches but tonight, tonight's when the magic happens." Dean said. "Try and be positive." Ma said. "You ain't helpin'." Bobby said. "Yeah, well, why don't you let me get out of your hair, then?" Dean said. "What the hell happened to you?" Pa asked. "Reality happened. Nuclear's the only option we have left. Michael can ice the devil and his wife, save a boatload of people." Dean said. "But not all of them. We gotta think of something else." Evelyn said. "Yeah, well, that's easy for you to say. But if Lucifer and his wife burn this mother down, and I coulda done something about it, guess what? That's on me." Dean said. "You can't give up, son." Bobby said. "You're not my father. And you ain't in my shoes." Dean said. Bobby pulled out a gun shocking all of us. "What is that?" Kara asked in shock. "That's the round that I mean to put through my skull. Every morning, I look at it. I think, "Maybe today's the day I flip the lights out." But I don't do it. I never do it. You know why? Because I promised you I wouldn't give up!" Bobby said and Castiel and Marina fall over in pain. "Cas, you okay?" Ricky asked "No." Castiel said. "Marina, what's wrong?" Sam asked his girlfriend. "Something's happening." Marina said. "Where?" Reece asked and the two disappeared making wind go around us. "I'm gonna get a beer, do you mind?" Crystal asked. "Sup." Siren said walking in. "Where have you been?" We all asked. "I was away having fun." Siren said. "Just as long as no one is dead." Ma said. "No is." Siren said sitting with Crystal and drank with her. "You are one confusing doppelgänger." Reece said. "Have to be the opposite of Sammy over there." He said. We nodded and Castiel and Marina appeared back with Adam. "Help." The two angels said. "Who is it?" Alison asked. "That's our brother." Sam, Dean, and I said. "Your dad couldn't keep it in your damn pants." Athena said. "Athena." We all said. "I'm being honest here." Athena said. "Kinda like how your a female less horny version of Ares?" Pa asked. She glared, and Alison grabbed her kissing her. "Wait a minute. Your brother? Adam?" Bobby asked. "Cas, Marina, what the hell?" Ricky asked. "Angels." Marina said shrugging. "Angels? Why?" Kara asked. "I know one thing for sure. We need to hide him now." Castiel said and branded him waking him up. "Where am I?" He asked. "If we tell you you'd think a mental hospital." Reece said. "It's okay. Just relax, you're safe." Sam said throwing Reece a glare. "Who the hell are you?" Adam asked. "You're going to find this a little... a lot crazy, but we're actually your siblings." I said. "It's the truth. John Winchester was our father, too. See, I'm Sam." Sam said. "Yeah, and I'm sure that's Dean and Mae. I know who you are." Adam said, okay that's odd. "How?" Dean asked shocked. "They warned me about you. All of you." Adam said. "Who did?" Evelyn asked. "The angels. Now where the hell is Zachariah?" Adam said. "I'm gonna murder that asshat." I said but Ma and Pa held me back. "So why don't you just tell us everything? Start from the beginning." Kara said. "Well, I was dead and in Heaven. 'Cept it—it uh, kinda looked like my prom and I was making out with this girl, her name was Kristin McGee." Adam said. "Yeah, that sounds like heaven. Did you get to third base?" Crystal asked. "Just uh, just keep going." Ma said. "Well, these...these angels, they popped out of nowhere, and they tell me that I—I'm chosen." Adam said. "So angels made you their bitch." Siren said. "Shut up." Sam said. "For what?" Pa asked. "To save the world." Adam said. "How you gonna do that?" Alison asked. "Oh, me and some archangel are going to kill the devil and his wife apparently." Adam said. "What archangel?" I asked raising an eyebrow. "Michael. I'm his uh, sword or vessel or something, I don't know." Adam said. "Okay, Siren is right that does sound like being an angels bitch." Crystal and Reece said. "Well, that's insane and ignore the peanut gallery." Ricky said to Adam. "Not necessarily." Marina said. "What do you mean?" Sam asked his love. "Maybe they're moving on from Dean." Castiel said. "Well that doesn't make sense." Dean said. "He is John Winchester's bloodline, Mae's brother. It's not perfect, but it's possible." Marina said. "Well you gotta be kidding me." I said. "Why would they do this?" Kara asked us. "Maybe they're desperate. Maybe they wrongly assumed Dean would be brave enough to withstand them." Athena said. "Alright, you know what? Blow me, Athena." Dean said. "Can't men are too much like my brothers." Athena said. "I was glad to grow up as an only child." Ma said. "Look, no way. After everything that's happened? All that crap about destiny? Suddenly the angels have a Plan B? Does that smell right to anybody?" Evelyn said. "You know this has been a really moving family reunion, but uh, I got a thing, so I'll just go." Adam said and went to leave I used my powers and stopped him. "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no, no. Sit down. Just listen, okay?" I said. "It's unbelievable." Adam said. "Now, Adam...the angels are lying to you. They're full of crap." I said. "Yeah, I don't think so." Adam said, to us. "Really. Why not?" Reece asked. "Um, 'cause they're angels." Adam said. "Shockingly the Greeks are more trusting." Alison said. "They tell you they were gonna roast half the planet?" Sam asked. "They said the fight might get pretty hairy, but it is the devil and his wife, right? So we got to stop them." Adam said. "Yeah, but there's another way." Kara said. "Great. What is it?" Adam asked, god how are we related to this hopefully person. "We're working on the power of love." Dean said. "How's that going?" Adam asked. "Mmm. Not good." Siren said shrugging. "Look, Adam... You don't know us from a hole in the wall, I know. But I'm begging you. Please, just trust me. Give me some time." I said. "Give me one good reason." Adam said. "Because we're blood." Sam suggested. "You've got no right to say that to me." Adam said. "You're still John's boy." Bobby said, "No, John Winchester was some guy who took me to a baseball game once a year. I don't have a dad. So we may be blood, but we are not family. My mom is my family. And if I do my job, I get to see her again. So no offense, but she's the one I give a rat's ass about, not you." Adam said. "And Bebe?" Kara asked. "A friends with benefits type thing we had and she was a good friend." Adam said. "Fair enough. But if you have one good memory of dad, just one, then you'll give us a little more time. Please." Sam said. Adam was staying and I was reading when I noticed Adam was about to make an escape. "Going somewhere?" I asked. "Out for a... beer." Adam said. "Great. We got beer. Have a seat." I said getting up getting one for him and a Mountain Dew for myself. "Great. You know, your brother pitched this whole dewy-eyed bromance thing, but the truth is, I'm on lockdown, aren't I?" Adam said to me. "Adam, you may not believe it, but dad was trying to protect you. Keeping you from all of this." I said. "Yeah well, I guess the monster that ate me didn't get that memo." Adam said. "You remember that?" I asked. "Oh yeah." Adam said. "Still, trust me. The one thing worse than seeing dad once a year was seeing him all year." I said. "Do you know how full of crap you are?" Adam said. "What?" I asked sipping my drink. "Really. You see, it was me and it was my mom. That's it. She worked the graveyard shift at the hospital. I cooked my own dinners. I put myself to bed. So you can say whatever you want about our dad, but the truth is, I would have taken anything. Alright?" Adam asked. "Look, if we had known..." I trailed off. "Well, you didn't, so..." Adam trailed off. "We would have found you. Look, I can't change the past. I wish I could. But from here on out I'll try to be there." I said. "What? We gonna hop in the family truckster? Pop on down to Wally World?" Adam said. "Nah that would be Zeus with his family, but tell you one thing, with an attitude like that, you would have fit right in around here. So welcome to the crazy family." I said. "So what was with the purple eye thing earlier?" Adam asked. "Demigod due to a family bond between Hades and Persphone." I said. "Care for explain more?" Adam said. "Okay so do you know anything about demigods?" I asked. "I read the Percy Jackson books." Adam said. "Okay that's good, so instead of Gods having kids with humans they adopt a human kid and if they create a parental and maternal bond with that kid. The kid ends up being a demigod." I said. "So that's how it works?" Adam asked. "No there are also the Percy Jackson way minus the whole camp. " I said. Adam nodded and we chatted, he was nice and we got along he braided my hair saying Bebe taught him, it was really nice. It was nighttime and Adam fell asleep we locked Dean in the panic room, and this all happened while Adam and I got to know each other. "Where's Cas, Alice, and Marina?" Ricky asked seeing Sam alone. "Blown to Oz." Sam said. "Look, I'll get Dean. He couldn't have gone too far. Just watch Adam." Kara said. "How? You may have noticed, he's got a slight height advantage." Bobby said. "We can help. Sam, Kara, Ricky, go get Dean. Mae, Reece, Evelyn, Hades, Bobby, and I will watch Adam." Ma said. "Us?" Siren and Crystal asked. "Try to not destroy anything." Pa said. Crystal and Siren nodded and went to the kitchen Reece, Evelyn, and I tried to make sure the panic room was safe so no one could get injured to create a blood sigil. "Is Adam down here?" Ma asked. "No isn't he upstairs asleep or with Crystal and Siren?" Reece asked. "Crystal and Siren are drunk passed out." Ma said. "Of course they are." Evelyn said. We ran upstairs and Pa was calling the others telling them. "Hades, what do you mean, Adam is gone?" I heard Sam say. "Should I say it in Spanish?" Pa asked. "He's gone how? What the hell?!" Kara asked yell. "Watch your tone. He was right in front of
Hades and I, and he disappeared into thin air." Bobby said. The gang appeared with a beaten up Dean. "Who beat the shit out of him?" Reece asked. "Us."  Marina and Castiel said. "Okay now back to the Adam thing, so you know who could've taken him?" I asked. "The angels took him." Alison said like it was an obvious thing. "What do you mean, the angels took Adam? You branded his ribs, didn't you?" Bobby asked. "Yes. Adam must have tipped them." Marina said. "How?" Reece asked. "I don't know. Maybe in a dream." Castiel said. "Well, where would they have taken him?" Kara asked. "Green room." Ricky and I said. "Where are we going?" Athena asked walking in wearing her gear. "Get in my damn car." Alison said. I got in the Jaguar with Ricky, Reece, and Evelyn. In Alison's car was Alison, Athena, Ma, and Pa. the others were with Dean and the passed out doppelgänger and demon. We got to a warehouse seeing the others and Marina and Castiel appeared with Kara, Sam, and Dean. "Where the hell are we?" Dean asked. "Van Nuys, California." Marina said. "Where's the beautiful room?" Dean asked. "In there." Castiel said. "The beautiful room is in an abandoned muffler factory in Van Nuys, California?" Ricky aaid. "Where'd you think it was?" Marina asked. "I—I don't know. Jupiter? A blade of grass? Not Van Nuys." Alison said. "Yeah Van Nuys sucks." I said. "Tell us again why you don't just grab Adam and shazam the hell out of there." Kara said to the angels. "Because there are at least five angels in there." Alison said. "So? Cas and Marina are fast." Dean said. "They're faster." Marina said. "We'll clear them out. You all grab the boy. This is our only chance." Castiel said. "Whoa, wait. You three are gonna take on five angels?" Athena asked. "Yes." The three said. "Isn't that suicide?" Evelyn asked the three. "Maybe it is. But then we won't have to watch you fail. We're sorry. I don't have the same faith in you all." Marina said and kissed Sam and Castiel kissed Ricky. The three went in and we ran into the green room and saw Adam on the ground I ran to him. "Adam, hey. Hey." I said. "You came for me." He asked. "Yeah, well, you're family." Dean said. "Guys, it's a trap." Adam said. "We figured." I said to him. "Dean, please. Did you really think it would be that easy?" Zachariah said. Ma and Pa got ready to protect us. "Did you?" Dean asked and Kara was ready to him but Zachariah threw her back. "Kara!" Dean yelled. "You know what I've learned from this experience, Dean? Patience." Zachariah said and waving his hand hurting Adam. "Adam? Let him go, you son of a bitch." I said getting angry. "I mean, I thought I was downsized for sure. And for us, a firing... pretty damn literal. But I should have trusted the boss man. It's all playing out like he said... You, me, your hemorrhaging family. You're finally ready, right? You know there's no other choice. There's never been a choice." Zachariah said and making me, Sam, Ricky, and Kara cough up blood. "Stop it. Stop it right now!" Dean said. "In exchange for what?" Zachariah asked. "Damn it, Zachariah. Stop it, please. I'll do it." Dean said. "I'm sorry. What was that?" Zachariah asked. "Okay, yes. The answer is yes." Dean said. "Dean!" We all gasped. Reece and Evelyn were helping Adam and I. "Do you hear me? Call Michael down, you bastard!" Dean said. "How do I know you're not lying?" Zachariah asked. "Do I look like I'm lying?" Dean asked. "Zodiredo... noco... aberamage... nazodpesade... He's coming." Zachariah said. "Of course, I have a few conditions." Dean said. "What?" Zachariah asked. "The few people whose safety you have to guarantee before I say yes." Dean said. "Sure, fine. Make a list." Zachariah said. "But most of all... Michael can't have me until he disintegrates you." Dean said. "What did you say?" Zachariah asked. "You heard him." Ma and Pa said. "I said... before Michael gets one piece of this sweet ass... he has to turn you into a piece of charcoal." Dean said. "You really think Michael's gonna go for that?" Zachariah asked. "Who's more important to him now? You...or his vessel?" Reece asked with a smirk. "You all listen to me. You are nothing but a maggot inside a worm's ass. Do you know who I am... after I deliver you to Michael?" Zachariah said. "Expendable." Dean said. "Michael's not gonna kill me." Zachariah said. "Maybe not. But I am." Evelyn said and stuck a blade through Zachariah's head. "Can you walk?" I asked Adam getting up myself. "Yeah." He said. "Okay, come on." Evelyn said. We were all leaving but it shut before Adam could leave. "No! Mae! Help! It won't open! Mae, help! Mae!" Adam yelled trying to get out of the room. "Hold on! We'll get you out. Just hold on. Adam! Can you hear me?!" I yell asked and tried my powers and kicking heck even had Sam use his Camry cry. I got it opened and saw it an empty office. "Adam?" I asked. I was now in the car with Ricky. "You think Adam's okay?" Ricky asked still driving. "Doubt it. Cas, Marina, and Alice either. But we'll get 'em." I said. "So." Ricky said. "So what?" I asked. "I saw Dean's eyes. He was totally rockin' the yes back there. So, what changed his mind?" Ricky asked. "Not a clue, but all I want is for angels to leave us alone for good." I said. "Demons too?" Ricky asked. "Well we have a demon friend and I'm gonna to rule them somedays so we'll be fine." I said he nodded smiling.

A\N:New chapter and I'm trying to be this book done before Christmas and by the looks of it I will. So there's that also what would you guys think of a Once Upon A Time book. Let me know.