Heaven and Hell Knows (5th book of Winchester Girl)

I'm Going To Kill You

Mary's POV
We were at the lake and I had my phone on with Cas and Marina. "Got him." I heard Cas say. "The demon Crowley is making a deal; even as we speak, it's—going—down." Marina said. "Going down? Right. Okay, Huggy Bear and Panda, just don't lose him." Dean said. "We won't lose him." Castiel said. "Not true I one time lost Ricky at the mall." I said. "Vending machine incident?" Kara guessed. "No I lost him at the food court another time." I said. "I fell in the fountain." Ricky said. "We followed him. It's not far, but—it's layered in Enochian warding magic. We can't get in." Marina said. "That's okay, you two did great. We'll take it from here." Ma said. Ricky got incontact with Jo and she showed up in a short black dress. "I better be getting payed Bog bro." She said. "I'll pay you Joie, I promise." Ricky said. We watched as she sweet talked the men and knocked them unconscious. We ran up to her. "Nice work, Jo." Dean and Ricky said. "Thanks." Jo said, smiling. "Okay. Shall we?" Crystal asked showing them bolt cutters. We got behind Crowley, Evelyn was staying back with Jo. "It's Crowley, right?" Alison said. "So. The Hardy Boys and Nacy Drews finally found me. Took you long enough. Do you have any idea how much this rug cost?" Crowley said. "You have the money." I said holding my lighting bolt blade and a demon grabbed me from behind. "This is it, right? This is what it's all about. We need to talk. Privately." Crowley said and shot the demons. "Thank you Crowley." Pa said. "Well I was your right hand demon." Crowley said. We walked in a study. "What the hell is this?" Kara asked. "Do you know how deep I could have buried this thing? There's no reason you or anyone should know this even exists, except that I told you." Crowley said. "You told us." Sam asked. "Rumors, innuendo, sent out on the grapevine." Crowley said smirking. "Why? Why tell us anything?" Siren asked glaring, he hates all demons except Crystal. "I want you to take this thing to Lucifer and Icicle and empty it into their faces." Crowley said handing it to me. "Uh-huh, okay, and why exactly would you want the devil dead?" I asked. "It's called survival. Lucifer and Icicle aren't demons, remember? They're angels. Angels famous for their hatred of humankind. To them, you're just filthy bags of pus. If that's the way they feels about you, what can they think about us?" Crowley said. "But they created you." Sam said. "No they didn't that's a myth." Ma said. "To them, we're just servants. Cannon fodder. If Lucifer and Icicle manage to exterminate humankind, we're next. So, help me, huh? Let's all go back to simpler, better times, back to when we could all follow our natures. I'm in sales, dammit! So what do you say I give you this thing, and you go kill the devil and ice?" Crowley said. "Great." I said. "You wouldn't happen to know where the devil and Icicle are, by chance, would you?" Kara asked him smiling. "Thursday, birdies tell me, there's an appointment in Carthage, Missouri." Crowley said. "Great." Alison said. Siren took the colt and tried to shoot Crowley. "Oh, yeah, right, you'll probably need some more ammunition." Crowley said. "Siren give Mae the gun back." Pa said. Siren handed it back. "Oh, uh, excuse me for asking, but aren't you kind of signing your own death warrant? I mean, what happens to you if we go up against the devil and ice queen and lose?" Dean said. "Number one, they're going to wipe us all out anyway. Two, after you leave here, I go on an extended vacation to all points nowhere. And three, how about Princess Mary don't miss, okay! Morons!" Crowley said throwing me the bullets. "Thanks." I said. "Thank you Crowley and remember after this is over Hell will welcome you back." Pa said. "I don't doubt it." Crowley said. We were now at Ma and Pa's. Alison, Athena, Jo, Ellen, Siren, and Cas were doing shots. "All right, big boy." Ellen said to Cas. "Well. I think I'm starting to feel something." Cas said after downing a whole row of shots. "Damn, you make Dionysus seem like a light weight." Athena said. Sam and Kara were talking to Pa and Bobby. "It's gotta be a trap, right?" Sam asked. "Sam Winchester, having trust issues with a demon. Well, better late than never." I said. "Thank you again for your continued support." Sam said, I smiled. "You're welcome." I said drinking apple juice with Ricky. "You know, trap or no trap, we got a snowball's chance, we gotta take it, right?" Ricky said. "Yeah, I suppose." Kara said. "Hey did any of you get a picture of Crowley." Evelyn asked. "Here." Marina said showing her a picture. "That's my older brother Fergus, I thought he died or Mummy finally sold him for pigs." Evelyn said. "Your Mother sounds horrible." Alison said. "Yeah." Evelyn nodded. "Okay horrible parenting aside, I'm not sure it is a trap. Check it out. I mean, Carthage is lit up like a Christmas tree with Revelation omens. And look at this." Bobby said. "There's been six missing persons reported, in town, since Sunday. Lucifer and Icicle are probably there." Ma said. "Okay." Kara said smiling. "Look, when you two think about it...you two can't come with." Dean said. "Dean." They said glaring at him. "Look, I go against Satan and Icicle and screw the pooch, okay. We've lost a game piece. That we can take. But if you're there, then we are handing the devil and Icicle's vessels right over to them. That's not smart." Dean said. "Since when have we ever done anything smart?" Crystal said walking out dressed in different clothes. "I'm serious, Crystal." Dean said."So am I. Haven't we learned a damn thing?" Crystal asked. "If we're gonna do this, we're gonna do it together." Sam and Kara said. "Okay. But it's a stupid frigging idea." Dean said. "Boy, talk about stupid ideas." Evelyn said. "Good God. True, that." Crystal said and went to talk to Jo. "Hey." Jo said as she turned around to see Crystal. "Hey. Dangerous mission tomorrow. Guess it's time to eat, drink, and, you know, make merry." Crystal said. "Are you giving me the last-night-on-earth speech?" Jo asked. "What?" Crystal asked. "What?" Jo asked. "No. If I was, would, uh, would that work?" Crystal asked. "No. Sweetheart, if this is our last night on earth, then I'm going to spend it with a little thing I call self-respect and that I'm straight." Jo said. "Well you sure you'd make a gay girl fall." Crystal said. "Everybody get in here! It's time for the lineup. Usual suspects in the corner." Bobby said setting up a camera. "Oh come on, Bobby. Nobody wants their picture taken." Ellen said. "Hear, hear." Siren said. "Shut up. You're drinking all of the alcohol." Pa said. "Anyway, I'm gonna need something to remember your sorry asses by." Bobby said. Marina had Sam wrap his arms around her, Cas had his arm around Ricky. Dean and Kara next to each other holding hands. Crystal and Siren next to each other, Alison and Athena close. Jo and Ellen next to each other, Evelyn behind Bobby's wheelchair, and I'm in front of Ma and Pa as they had their arms on me. "Ha! Always good to have an optimist around." Crystal said as we all smiled. "Bobby's right. Tomorrow we hunt the devil. This is our last night on earth." Castiel said and we all frowned and the camera flashed. Evelyn, and Jo shared a room with me and it was nice to sleep. I woke up and got dressed.