Two Faced

All Might Is Problematic

Lmao the cover looks a mess. I'll probably change it later... Unless I forget which is totally likely :/

Izuku stormed down the tunnel on his route back home. His patience had been being tested, and he was ready to castrate the next idiot to dare say something rude to him, that idiot wasn't too far away.

Izuku mumbled while he walked down the tunnel, but stopped when he smelled something disgusting under him. Izuku was absolutely livid to see a giant sludge creature grab him and pull him into the slime.

"You slimy fuck! Let me go you creep! I'm a minor, you know?!" Izuku thrashed and growled at the thing.

"Sorry kid, All Might's in town and I'm not trying to go back to jail," The slime replied.

"If you didn't want to go to jail you should keep your slimy paws to yourself, asshole" Izuku yelled, swallowing slime, "THAT TASTES DISGUSTING!"

"Did you just eat me?"

"That's your own fault for shoving slime down my thro-" Suddenly Izuku heard a loud laugh and was sent flying out of the slime. He manages to grab a nearby pole and kept himself from being knocked out.

"Young man! I apologize that you were caught up in the crossfire!" It was All Might. He had been saved by All Might. Woah.

"It's alright! I appreciate you saving me! Can I get an autograph?" Izuku asked cheerily.

"Of course! Then I have to be on my way," All Might glanced at the notebook he'd been handed. 'Hero Analysis for the future'. Cute. He flipped through and found his page leaving an autograph. The notes were pretty good honestly. Scarily so.

"Do you plan on being a hero in the future, young man?" All Might questioned, still reading through the notes. 'How come I never thought of using a punch to create a mild barrier with force...'

"Um yes. I want to be the first quirkless hero! I really think I can do it!" Izuku smiled. All Might's face dropped. "All Might sir... Why do you look so sad?"

"It's just. It's very difficult to become a hero without power. There have been fights even I had struggled with in life, even with my quirk. I don't want to see you hurt. I just feel you should look somewhere else. You could be a hero in another way like a police officer, or maybe a detective!" All Might tried to gently warn the child. It wasn't pleasant, but it was reality. Even he couldn't be a hero if he hadn't been given his quirk. He still felt bad seeing the child's heartbroken expression.

"I don't remember asking for your opinion," Izuku mumbled angrily. His hands clenched on his notebook like he was trying to rip it in half.

"I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you."

"I said, you're right All Might. I'll go get a job as a janitor, or maybe a cashier at McDonald's? Maybe I'll just drop out of high school and be homeless." Izuku said, smiling brightly.

"I'm sorry what?" All Might was very lost at this point.

"Didn't you know? I can't get into any college or high school for things like that. It's to high-stakes for a poor quirkless kid. Most courses for police, doctors, even teachers don't accept quirkless people. UA is the only heroic course I could take because they base their exams off of the skills people exhibit and got rid of their no quirkless rule. The only way I could be a hero is through UA. I have no plans of giving up because some asshole in spandex said I can't." Izuku growled. "Go on then All Might. I'm sure you have people to see, and dreams to crush." Izuku stormed away leaving a dumbfounded All Might to fly to the police station.

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Izuku slammed the door to his bedroom. Angry tears pouring down his face.

"That hypocrite! What gives him the right to try to crush my dreams! He deflates like a blow-up doll every few hours! How is that 'power'!?" Izuku mumbled, angrily pacing around.

Izuku liked to spend a lot of time learning new skills. One of those skills happened to be hacking. He had spent awhile trying to learn how to hack into cameras, which hadn't been too hard in hindsight. He had spent hours after he learned, looking through allies and reporting things he saw to police and heroes. But color him surprised the day he had seen All Might transform into a glorified noodle in the middle of an ally.

"I seriously can't believe this! He couldn't have just left with a 'good luck'! Like I'd rather have some encouragement from my hero, and fail at the exam than being shot down again! That asshole!" Izuku yelled.

He picked up one of the many All Might figurines in his room and got ready to chuck at a wall, but that didn't go as planned. Only once it left his hand did Izuku realize the toy had been blown to pieces in his hand.

Izuku stared wide-eyed at the dismantled toy, because "Oh. That's new".

Izuku leaned down to pick the toy back up only for it to reform in his hand. Izuku gasped because "Oh. That's VERY new".

Izuku spent the entire night playing with his new quirk until he had a fairly good grasp of it. He disassembled, reassembled, and rearranged things throughout the night. At some point, he got too ambitious and blew up his pinky to see if he could. Yes, yes he could. He was also able to fix his hand. This leads to Izuku seeing if he was able to use it as a healing quirk.

The next morning he ran down to his mother in a frenzy, asking her to take him to the quirkologist. He hadn't seen his mother that happy in a very long time. Her baby was going to get to live out his dream!

And by the end of the day, Izuku's new quirk was registered. The doctor had said that there was only one other registered case of the quirk by a man named Kai. 'Maybe I should find him and see if he'll help me out?'

And thus began Izuku's journey to being a pro, with a little help from his new quirk: overhaul.