All Might stared.
Izuku stared back just as harshly.
"Young Midoriya-" All Might started, a scolding look on his face.
"Nope. Don't embarrass yourself," Izuku said dismissively.
"Excuse me that's no way to speak to me," All Might scolded.
"I mean, I don't really like you," Izuku muttered, "So I guess it doesn't really matter how I speak to you. I mean what are you gonna do about it? Punch me?".
"I would never punch a student!" All Might yelled in disgust.
"Yeah well you punched my heart like eight months ago," Izuku growled, lunging at All Might.
Tokio grabbed him by the color of his matching jacket, "Down boy. That was a lame ass line to attack the number one hero with,".
"Toki! Please let me at him! That was mean!" Izuku whined, pulling away.
"He literally hasn't done anything yet, you look fucking insane," Tokio sighed, tiredly pulling Izuku into him and holding him in a tight hug.
Izuku immediately softened, "AW YOU'RE HUGGING ME," Izuku squealed.
"I change my mind, Shouto catch," Tokio tossed Izuku at an unexpecting Shouto who simply blinked as Izuku slammed into him. Not hard enough to knock him down, but hard enough for Izuku to make him grunt. Izuku latched on like a koala.
"What are you doing," Shouto asked, arms awkwardly stuck out as to not touching Izuku.
"Tokio got violent and shoved me. You're supposed to be holding me back from assaulting All Might but this hug is nice," Izuku sighed, dreamily pulling the hug tighter.
"Let me go, you're not wearing gloves and I'd rather my shirt stay intact," Shouto complained, pushing away Izuku.
As if a switch flipped, Izuku got a mischievous look on his face, blowing up the top half of Shouto's costume, "Darn now you'll have to twin with me and Tokio,".
"No I won't," Shouto sighed, "Tokio please get him off of me,".
Tokio walked over grabbing Izuku, "Bad Izuku, release,".
Izuku blew a raspberry at him, "Tokio give Shouto your jacket,".
"What, why?!" Tokio complained.
"He doesn't have a shirt, mine won't fit him, and twinsies," Izuku said, excitedly urging Shouto to put the jacket on. Shouto sighed taking the jacket and putting it on.
Shouto stopped, blinking down at the jacket, "...it's comfy,".
Izuku grinned widely, "To the support department! Twinsies! Twinsies!"
Shouto just shrugged and went along with it.
"Boys! Class is still in session. While I appreciate the work to further your heroic needs, I do not appreciate the disrespect towards me," All Might fumed.
Izuku frowned, "We're not disrespecting you... we're just, not respecting you,".
"Izuku that's the same thing," Tokio sighed, flicking Izuku's forehead.
All Might sighed, there was no saving that duo, "Just go to recovery girl and make sure she takes care of Bakugou's injuries as well,".
"Sure thing, cheif," Izuku saluted, throwing Bakugou over his shoulder and carrying him to the nurse, leaving the class to discuss the previous events without them.
~~Time Skip btw~
Izuku and Tokio had just gotten home from UA and were half asleep lying together on the couch. Izuku sat up quickly when he heard a ping from his phone.
-From Unknown Number:
I'm only texting you once. And just this once. Don't get any ideas.
Izuku shot up, beaming at Tokio, "Touya you aren't going to believe this shit,".
Touya looked at Izuku with one lazily opened eye, "What now?"
"Mander texted me!" Izuku squealed happily.
Now that got Touya's attention," What the fuck.".
"Yeah! I slipped him my number at the USJ!" Izuku smiled happily.
"When the hell did you have time to do that?" Touya groaned.
"When we were fighting to the death! He was like 'im gonna disintegrate you' and I was like 'Not if I kill you first'. It was super bad ass by the way, but when he finally pulled away I threw the card into the sleeve of his shirt. I was so sneaky, I'm pretty sure even the author didn't notice," Izuku rambled on, sending a text back to Mander.
"I don't think you were sneaky. I think the author just didn't think about it until this very second and is now pulling reasoning out of her ass," Touya grumbled.
-To Unknown Number:
Is this prince Mander?? <3 <3 <3
-From Unknown Number:
What is a mander
-Unknown Number:
My other husband! We met a little bit ago at some big fight at school. We're getting married very soon.
...
Hey!
Don't leave me on read!
Mander! Baby, please!
-From Prince Mander:
This was a mistake
Leave me alone im gonna play fortnight.
-To Prince Mander:
Okay, have fun! Remember to text me soon so we can set up a formal date!
-From Prince Mander:
no
-To Prince Mander:
:(
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"I can not believe I'm being forced into an engagement with a fornight player and a spiteful ten year old..."
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FanfictionIzuku Midoriya was born to be a ray of sunshine. Someone who gave hope to anyone he graced with his smile. Someone who would do anything for a friend. Someone who would give his all no matter the cost. For the most part, Izuku is. He smiles in the f...
