Two Faced

USGay part 1

Well w ould you look at that! I'm uploading and it's not even 2 am yet!

"Touya! It's field trip day!" Izuku cheered, grinning widely at Touya who had just woken up.

"Go back to bed." He groaned and rolled back over. It was 2 hours too early for Izuku's bullshit.

"Nope! We have to be there early or we might miss Moth man hatching to go on an adventure," Izuku laughed, yanking the blanket off of Touya, "Besides, you might get to see Mander today!"

"What is that supposed to mean?" Touya grumbled, rubbing his eyes to wake himself up.

"I don't know. Mander implied that he'd see me again and probably attack me, and If I were a villain, a school field trip would be the place to beat up some hero babies, ya know?" Izuku shrugged.

"You're telling Aizawa that," Touya stated, walking past Izuku to move down to the kitchen.

"What! Why? I don't want to rat out our beloved Mander," Izuku whined petulantly.

"Izuku, You're a hero in training. A tiny bundle of rage or not, you've got to rat him out," Touya sighed. He needed coffee.

"I know," Izuku groaned, "But just you wait. Once you meet Mander you'll get it. He's got the same shitty attitude as you,".

"You're an asshole."

"And you're a walking slab of beef jerky. Your point?" Izuku sassed.

"My point is that it's too early to think about this field trip. I'm tired," Touya whined out, chugging his mug of coffee as fast as humanly possible.

"Aw, c'mon don't be like that! We get to see our costumes today!" Izuku cheered, pouring himself a bowl of cereal.

"Don't care."

"See, attitudes like that are why I'll be sitting next to Shouto on the bus,".

Izuku happily ignored Touya flipping him off and skipped his way to the living room.

~~

"Aizawa-sensei. Izuku has a theory he needs to tell you," Tokio announced, marching into the Teachers office.

Aizawa set down his paperwork and focused on Izuku, "Yes?"

"Right. So, I know we're supposed to go on a field trip and that got me thinking that there had to be a reason for the villain man to be in the school, right? And then I remembered that he implied that he would be seeing me again. So, I just thought we should consider the idea that they may be planning something for an off-campus event, seeing how it'd be a very good way to isolate us," Izuku rambled, nervously wringing his hands.

"Alright," Aizawa sighed, grabbing a new stack of papers.

"Alright?" Izuku asked.

"Yeah. It's a solid theory, but I don't have too much evidence so I can't really cancel everything. We'll just up the staff coming," Aizawa explained, "Anything else?"

"Um, no sir, that's all,".

Then he just walked out of the room, leaving two teens dumbfounded and staring at the door.

"Well, that was anti-climactic," Tokio sighed, already heading towards 1-A.

"You're telling me. I was hoping it'd be super dramatic. Like him grabbing a giant panic button and the school dissolving to chaos or something,".

~~
"Shouto! Shouto over here!" Izuku yelled across the bus, waving happily to the confused boy, "Come sit with me! Tokio is being a butthole, so I'm giving you his seat!"

"No thank you," Shouto sighed, looking around in hopes of finding a new seat.

Shouto didn't really dislike the boy, he was just a bit too friendly for his taste.

And loud. He was also too loud for Shouto's taste.

"Aw c'mon! Pretty please! We can have brotherly bonding time," Izuku pouted, ignoring the confused looks from others on the bus.

"You're not my brother."

"I know, but I could be!"

"No. No, you won't," Tokio sighed, pushing Izuku's hand down so he'd stop embarrassing them.

"Hey! No, get up. This is Shouto's seat," Izuku yelled, trying to kick Tokio away. He sat horizontally across the seat, back to the window, and attempted to use all of his bodily strength to send Tokio to the floor.

"See this. This is why Shouto doesn't want to sit by you. He's probably gonna try to nap and you're gonna nag his ear off," Tokio glared, putting Izuku into a headlock.

"Stop! Shouto! Help me! He's attacking! Call the police!" Izuku shrieked, trying to squirm out of Tokio's hold to no avail.

Shouto just looked to them, sighed, and sat down far far away.

"Traitor!" Izuku yipped.

"Just shut up, please. This is too long of a ride for you to be harassing people," Tokio sighed, pulling out earbuds and maneuvering so he could put them in and keep Izuku in the headlock.

"You are literally holding me in captivity right now! Let me go!" Izuku squealed, still trying to get out of the headlock. Tokio didn't budge.

Izuku eventually accepted his fate and took a nap. (His neck did not appreciate it).

~~

Izuku was peacefully selling cars in his sleep when he's rudely awoken by the feeling of someone aggressively flicking his ear. So, he obviously goes into attack mode, dissolves the glove on his hand, and aims for the potential attacker's throat.

"Izuku Midoriya, I swear to Nezu, if you ruin this damn costume, I'm selling you," The attacker growled after snatching his wrist before he could make contact. It appears he was prepared for the attack. How sad.

"What the hell do you want?" Izuku groaned, angry from being woken from his neck.

"Froggy has a question for you," Tokio sighed, pushing Izuku off his lap and upright on his seat.

"Oh? Asui? What do you need?" Izuku perked up at the mention of someone who was not currently on his hit list.

"Just call me Tsu. Sorry for waking you up," She apologized.

"It's fine, What did you want to ask?" Izuku waved off the girl's apology.

"I was just curious about the relationship between you and Roki. You two seem very close, and I've been a bit curious about that. I'm sorry if that's invasive,".

"Our relationship?" Izuku asked, tilting his head to the side. Internally, Izuku was outraged. How dare they ruin his nap when they could have just asked Tokio?

"She wants to know if you're dating. We've all been wondering!" The pink girl from class butted in.

"Oh no, we're not dating," Izuku smiled shyly.

"What he said. We're just roommates," Tokio nodded.

"But don't worry. Our marriage is pending, he's just being stubborn," Izuku laughed, ignoring Tokio's glare.

"No, it's not," Tokio sighed, standing up.

"Babe, come back," Izuku whined. He'd been quite comfy in that headlock.

"No. The bus just stopped, we're here. Get up, it's time to adventure," Then he just walked away. Rude.

~~

"Psst. Tokio." Izuku whispered, looking towards the giant purple swirl in the middle of the room.

"What?"

"I told you so. Hope you're excited to meet your other husband," Izuku whispered, pointing to the middle of the room. Then he yelled to Aizawa, as the class just watched in confusion.

What a fun day

If you're interested, I just consumed a lot of coffee and started two new stories! One's a ShigaDeku story and the other is like a lot of ships-

Thanks for reading