Two Faced

Ice Cold~~

"I take we're it gonna be getting ice again tonight?" Touya asked .

"Absolutely, I need a scoop for just attempting to look at All Might. And you definitely called yourself Touya in class, so that's going to be an entire headache on its own," Izuku whined, taking a bite of the sandwich Recovery Girl had given him.

"I know. I think I'm just gonna leave a fucking note on his desk and run for it," Touya whined, his face in his hands.

"Might as well," Izuku shrugged, "I've got glitter pens in my bag,".

"Are you really gonna make me reveal my identity to my brother? With fucking glitter pens?" Touya groaned loudly.

"I'm not making you do anything," Izuku smacked the back of his head (gently-), "But if you're going to tell him like a coward then you might as well be a coward with glitter," Izuku accentuated the last bit with deadpanned jazz hands.

"You're the best emotional support a guy could ask for. Truly,".

~~

"I hate everything. Why are we going through with this? If I thought he was going to hate me before then I'm really fucked now," Touya rambled, panickedly throwing the note for Shouto on his desk.

"You're gonna be fine. Worst case scenario he hates you and we run off and become car salesmen with Mander," Izuku hummed.

"Are you still trying to be a car salesman? What happened to 'becoming a hero just to spite everyone," Touya mocked.

"Fuck off. People change," Izuku huffed.

"Whatever. Sit down, the class will be back soon and we need to act cool,".

"Because you're the definition of cool," Izuku rolled his eyes.

"Yes. I am,".

~~
"Dear Shoto Todobroki,

Miss me, bitch?

Love,

Your biggest brother, Touya XOXO"

~~
That's the letter that Shouto found sitting on his desk after his first round of hero training. Bright pink glitter pen and all. He'd been subjected to an uppity robot, a hot air balloon, a screeching demon with bombs, and now this? Why fucking glitter pens? Why was he with the green guy? Why was he in UA? Was he planning to just not saying anything at all?

And that, my friends, is how Touya Todoroki found himself frozen in a giant block of ice, a furious Shouto staring him down, and an equally frozen Izuku laughing his ass off.

"FUCKING GLITTER PENS?!"

"I'm sorry! It was Izuku's idea! Yell at him!" Touya pleaded.

"Oi, my idea was much better than your plan of just running for it," Izuku huffed.

"You told me to run away with you and Mander to become car salesmen! That is not better!" Touya rebutted.

"That was only if Shoto hated you!" Izuku yelled back.

Shoto watched the exchange with a critical eye. He was still beyond pissed by the glitter pen, but he can understand why Touya would want to hide. If he could get away from that monster he'd run in a heartbeat. But, he'd at least have the decency to not disappear for a year then reveal his carefully hidden identity with pink glitter pen.

A year apart and his brother is still a complete and utter dumbass. Shouto sighed.

"You've got a lot to explain, 'Tokio'," Shouto made sure to make his name sound as sarcastic as possible, "That ice should melt in around an hour, you've always been good in the cold I'm sure you'll survive. Meet me at the cafe up the street in two hours,".

With that Shouto left them there both encased in ice.

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"Nezu damn it, Touya!" Izuku shrieked, "I'm not built for the cold,".

"Sucks to suck. Shouldn't have told me to use the glitter pen."