𝐈 𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 ᝰ 𝐬.𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐢

Idiot Clueless Villians

The Leauge and Mrs. L/n were heading towards this tall abandoned buliding to check on the Nomu's.

"I still don't understand why we have to check up on them." She groaned climbing up the flight of stairs. "Well we do so deal with it." Shigaraki snapped back at her turning to look at said women.

She stuck her tounge out at him and showed her middle finger while pulling down on her eye socket.

"You're the worst human being on the face of this planet Shigaraki." Dabi stated with dropped shoulders. "Aw how cute. That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me." He responded to him, sarcasm dripping like icing.

"Would you all shut up. Yeah it isn't even that bad." Twice spoke from his two personas. "How bout you shut up Twice you're the only one talkin here." Dabi growled back at him.

"Boy's Boy's there's no need to fight right now. You both should shut up." Ms. L/n smiled at them while they glared.

"You're all acting like a buncha babies." Shigaraki complained. "And you're acting like a grandpa." Dabi smirked at the crusty man. "I always wonder why I haven't used my quirk on you misfit."

"Maybe that's cause ya love me. Rigght gramps?" Dabi elbowed him. "Why couldn't Kurogiri just have teleported us up there?" Toga asked jumping on the rusty stairs.

"Because a) that would make me tired and b) I practically live to see you all suffer." The purple blob spoke. "Welp Master has spoken!" Twice exclaimed and everyone groaned once again.

The villians had all arrived at their destination. Shigaraki took off his father from his face. "You know you look really tired today. Do you sleep anymore?" L/n asked him checking up on a Nomu.

"No I scheduled a nap for a week from next Tuesday, of course I sleep!" He said frustrated. "You're a complete imbecile L/n. Better yet an idiot instead of a stupid person."

"Welp what can I say, I learn from the best. You're an idiot. I'm an idiot. We're the co-presidents of idiot club here." She pointed back at the rest of the gang.

Dabi gave a blue flamed thumbs up listening on their conversation. "Couldn't have said it better mother."

Twice was getting louder and louder causing more commotion and annoyance.

"Aye Twice you just one and award." Dabi said looking in some boxes. "Oh yeah?!" The other guy said with joy. "Yeah, for literally being the most annoying fucking person on this planet."

Not even minutes later, Twice spoke up again."Hey uh guy's?" He alsed with a worried tone. "What?" Kurogiri answered. "I uh, think I did something wrong." He said turning to face all of us.

"Why are your hands a green colour?" Toga asked him inspecting his fingers. "That's a very good question. I don't know hehe." He shrugged trying to lighten the mood.

Shigaraki sighed. "Are you SURE I can't punch him in the face Kurogiri?" He asked the purple shadow next to him. "Yes." He answered back with a stern voice. "What if I just break his nose a little?" He made a small gap with his fingers as he gestured. "No Tomura." The crusty man rolled his eyes.

"I swear I'm surrounded by idiots." The women said pressing her head, hoping to not get a migraine. "Aw don't worry to much mom. Cause if anything you join in on the group being idiots." Dabi smirked and earned a smack on his head from her.

Just then Mr. Compress had called them from a special source. "Yes Mr. Compress. Problem?" They all heard static from the other end before he spoke. "No problem at all. Boss just said that Nomu's don't need checking up on. Magne and I have found another abandoned place where we could hide and discuss things." Mr. Compress spoke and Kurogiri nodded.