Supernatural Sister Imagines

Imagine #134: Incorrect Quotes

Imagine: this will be similar to the blooper reel in the sense that it's all just dumb shit the Winchester trio or J2 + you would get into and say to each other. Most of these probably came from a post I saw on Instagram or something so they're not mine anyway enjoy

Age: default is sixteen unless otherwise specified

Warnings ⚠️: strong language, maybe some blood

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The Winchesters, tied up in some nasty ass basement: wow this sucks
Current Bad Guy: 😡 you took everything from me
H/n: look at me
Bad Guy, probably a vampire: ? Okay
H/n: are you looking
Vampire: yes am I looking what do you want
H/n: look closer.
Vampire: tf?? I AM
H/n: NO I WANT YOU TO REALLY LOOK
Vampire: is there a point to this?? What???
H/n: yes, there is. So look. Commit my gorgeous face to memory
Vampire: ...okay?
H/n: Now... does it look like I give a fuck?

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H/n: why can't T-Rexes play pattycake?
Dean: because their hands are too small—
Castiel: Because they're dead.
Dean: 👀
H/n: eye— 👁👄👁
Castiel: ...right?

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Sam: H/n, truth or dare
H/n: ooh uhhhh truth
Sam: how many hours have you slept this week?
H/n: dare
Sam: I dare you to sleep
H/n: ... I don't like this game

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Jensen: so... how long are we going to let her keep doing that?
Jared: just... it's been three minutes now, she'll figure it out
Y/n: *still pushing a door that is clearly labeled pull*

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Dean, still rubbing the spot H/n punched him: you're violent
H/n: yeah, but I'm short so that makes it adorable 🥰

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H/n: Hey Cas, did you know that "thot" means "thoughtful person"?
Castiel: really? I didn't know that, thank you H/n
[later]
Castiel: thank you for bringing me a burger, Dean. You are such a thot 😊
Dean, choking on his beer: I'm a fucking WHAT

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Jensen: No.
Y/n: ...
Jensen: What did I tell you about the puppy dog eyes?
Y/n [sadly]: They only work on Jared 😔

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Dean, walking into the room: sorry I'm late, I was doing... stuff.
H/n, running into the room, hair wild: HE FUCKING PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS

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Sam, Dean, and H/n: Dad, were we adopted?

John: no why the fuck would I pick you

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Y/n: I want to be like a caterpillar
Jared: ... elaborate
Y/n: eat a lot. sleep for a while. wake up beautiful 🥰
Jared: you know they have a life span of about a week, right?
Y/n, sighing: just another highlight

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Judge from that one episode: How do you plead?
Dean: [looks at Sam]
Sam, mouthing: not guilty
Dean: hot milky
H/n: Jesus fucking christ just lock him up already

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Y/n: If I run and jump at Jared, he will most certainly catch me in his arms
Y/n, sprinting toward Jared: INCOMING
Jared: NO IM HOLDING COFFEE—
Jared: [drops coffee to catch Y/n]

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Jared: Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Misha: Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
Y/n: Philosophy is wondering whether that makes ketchup a smoothie.
Jensen: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a fucking smoothie.

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H/n: Here's a list of suspects I've put together so far.
Sam: ... H/n your name is on this list.
H/n: I don't remember where I was last Friday, Sam! I have no alibi.
Sam: ...
H/n: I've been tailing myself for three days now.

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Castiel: How do Sam and Dean usually get out of these messes?
H/n: they don't. They usually just create bigger messes that cancel these out.

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H/n: You know, when we first met, I didn't like you.
Lucifer: I'm aware.
H/n: but then we spent some time together...
Lucifer: [hopeful face]
H/n: It did not get better.

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Here you go! I hope you guys enjoyed this was really fun to make and I actually cracked a chuckle or two. Have a beautiful day and I love you very much, sweetheart <3