Mr. Avery

𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙨𝙝𝙮, 𝙥𝙪𝙩 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚

"Dani you're not plucking my eyebrows! It's just a stupid date!" Zach pushes him away.

"Please! You don't have eyebrows, you have bushes! Did you shave down there?"

"I'm not having sex with him, much less on the first date!"

"What's so wrong with him? He's hot and rich."

"I don't give two fucks whether he's rich or poor Dani."

"Then what's so bad about going on a date with him?"

"It's the paparazzi, the hate if they someone finds my ig page, it's the people at work that are gonna think I'm the favorite, what if they find out everything about me? I don't want my life exposed like that for the world to see Dani."

Dani sits down next to him.

"What if he's the one? You're only focusing on the bad things, like you always do. You have a butterfly on your arm to remind you to stay positive my dude."

"You're right...damn." Zach gets up and goes to his closet.

"I'm choosing your outfit."

"Fine."  Zach lays down on the bed.

"No no no, you're showering and that's final."

Zach closes his eyes and smiles softly.

"You sound like my mom."

Daniel smiled too.

"Me and her are always looking out for you Z."

"Dude, don't make me cry."Zach turns to the side.

Daniel gets in the bed and hugs him.

"I hate you less than everyone else in the world, you know that right?" Daniel asks softly.

"I hate you a tiny little bit less that the rest of the world." Zach smiles.

"Stubborn bitch."

"Tooth gapped hoe."

"Alright stop stalling, get in the bathroom."

Zach gets up and goes to the bathroom.

***

"Cmon! Why are you taking so long? Are you-"

"Yes, I'm jacking off with you in my house, because we're that close."

Daniel rolls his eyes.

Zach gets out of the bathroom in underwear.

"You fake ass hoe, you shaved your legs. Whore, sex after marriage only...and you're not wearing briefs, you're wearing the good underwear."

"This is my good underwear!"

"Don't play dumb, you know damn well what I mean."

Zach rolls his eyes and grabs a pair of...smaller underwear.

He goes back in the bathroom and puts on the underwear.

"There, happy?"

"Only when you put on the clothes I so kindly chose." Zach rolls his eyes and lazily puts on the clothes.

He neatly tucks in the shirt and looks at himself in the mirror.

"I didn't know I had this shirt."

"You didn't, merry early Christmas bitch."

"I'm not even gonna complain about it, but this is so fresh."

"I know, that's why I bought it."

Zach rolls his eyes.

Daniel throws him some socks and his boots.

He quickly puts them on and sprays some cologne on himself, not forgetting deodorant.

"You're a nervous sweater, put some more...don't be shy, put some mo-"

"Out of my house right now. This friendship is over."

The door bell rang and the brunet froze in place.

"I'm gonna puke."

"Don't ruin the shirt! I'm gonna open the door!"

Daniel walks to the door excitedly and opens it.

"Hey- Holy shit. Did you buy him the whole flower shop?"

"Is it too much?"

"That bouquet is bigger than mine and his will to live."

"Then what do I do with this!?"

"Take out one rose, I'll handle the rest." Jack complies.

Daniel grabs the rest of the flowers and hides them in his kitchen.

"Where is he?"

"Bathroom, spilling his guts...he gets anxious to go on dates, he hasn't gone in a date in a-"

"He's lying! I went on a date three months ag- I mean three weeks ago!"

Daniel snorts.

"Like I said, he hasn't gone in dates for a while, don't put him on the spotlight, hold his hand when he's crossing the street and if you hurt him I will make sure you regret it for the rest of your life."

"Got it. Anymore special requests?"

"Family is a no-no subject. He will get up and leave if you ask him about it. Asking how he came out is also a no-no subject."

"Okay...anything else?"

"I don't think so."

"Shut up Dani!"

"I wasn't even talking." The blond rolls his eyes.

"Hey." Jack smiles softly and hands him the rose.

Zach looks at the rose surprised.

"Thank you...where's the rest of the massive bouquet he bought me?"

Jack's jaw drops slightly.

"Kitchen, have fun." Daniel pats his shoulder.

"Let's go?" Jack nods.

"Sex after marriage kids. Gimme a kiss." Zach rolls his eyes and pecks Daniel's cheek.

"My baby is growing up." Daniel wipes a fake tear.

"Thank God I'm not your son."

"Hate you."

"Hate you more!" Zach closes the door.

"You look really good."

"You don't look too bad yourself." Zach smirks.

Jack could feel his heart beating faster.

"No insults? Wow I'm surprised."

"Dani said i should be nice or whatever."

Jack rolls his eyes.

"But he's not here, so...that bracelet is more douchy than Daniel when he bought a low cut dress shirt."

Jack was about to step foot in the street, when Zach held him back.

A man running down naked passed right through them.

"Hey Ronald."

"Heyyyyyyy broooo!"

"I'm not even gonna ask."

"He's a nice dude, he just likes to be naked while running."

Jack makes a move to open the car door.

"I'll say it again, I don't know why you did that, you make more money than me just for blinking, but thank you."

"It's called being a gentleman."

"Well...if you went through that logic, I should get my ass up and open the door for you and we would be stuck in a loop."

"Just get in the car dude."