Mr. Avery

𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠, 𝙄'𝙫𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙨

Zach opens his eyes slowly, the alarm clock wouldn't stop going off.

Jack breathes out right on his face, making him scrunch up his nose.

Zach covers Jack's mouth and pinches his nose, making him wake up.

"Wha-"

"What crawled up inside you and died?" He asks hoarsely.

"What?"

"Your breath. It smells like ass." Jack rolls his eyes and turns to the other side.

"Jack."

"Five more minutes." Zach wrapped his arm around Jack and snuggled on his back.

"Are you feeling better?"

"Yes. shut up. let's sleep. We have seven minutes until Dani calls me to get my ass up."

Jack hums and turns back to Zach.

"Turn your ass around, I'm not the little spoon."

Zach groans and turns around.

Jack drapes his arm across him and sneaks his hand inside his shirt.

"Yo! What are you doing? At least buy me dinner first!"

"You take dicks up your ass but can't take a hand up your sweater?"

"Shut up, let me sleep."

Jack pecks his shoulder.

"Simp."  Zach smiles sleepily.

The brunet's phone starts ringing.

"Fuckin' tooth gapped bitch" He grabs his phone.

"Shut up."

"You're all over the news bro." Zach opens his eyes.

"What!?"

"You're all over the news. Get to work fast bitch ."  Daniel hangs up the phone.

"Motherfucker."

He searches for his own name on Google.

"Local, saves a child from drowning. Bitch I'm not local. I'm from Texas."

"What!? You're too bitchy to be from Texas." Zach hits Jack's leg.

"Bitch. I'm Miss congeniality."

"Sure you are."

Zach 's phone rings again.

"We're up!"

"Excuse me, we? Is your other face up too?"

"Suck a big and fat dick. Jack slept over."

"Someone got dicked down!"

"Shut up, no I didn't...and even if I did, would you seriously think I'd tell you?"

"For a guy that sleep talks you're talking a lot of shit."

"If you sucked two di-" Zach stops talking when he sees Jack walking to the bathroom in just his briefs.

"Damn." He mutters.

"What? What happened? Did he whip it out? Pics or it didn't happen! "

"Can you stop being a thirsty hoe for a second? I'll tell you at work." He gets up from the bed.

"Fine." Daniel hangs up the phone.

"Don't use all the hot water! The neighbors will kick my ass if you do."