Conversations with my OCD

The bag

YOU FORGOT SOMETHING!

"No i didn't, i checked twice" i respond calmly, trying not to upset them. But they are already upset.

Are you sure? Because i feel like you forgot something.

"I'm positive" And i am. For a while.

Keys?

"yes"

Lipgloss?

"Why are we doing this, of course i have it, i never take it out of my bag"

Umbrella?

They continue, completely ignoring me.

"Yes" i respond , having no choice but to answer.

Phone?

"yes"

Both of them?

They've got me.

"yes" i answer anyway and they laugh at me. Mocking me.

No you don't you ass wipe, check and you'll see I'm right.

An so i check, and i was right.

Just like the million other times they've made me check.