Why you should never write a story with Cleverbot

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What I tried to do and failed.


Warning: This is me and my conversation with cleverbot.   It make contain implied sexual themes and me saying random things that I may not necessary believe.


According to Wiki Cleverbot is a chatterbot web application that uses an artificial intelligence (AI) algorithm to have conversations with humans.


Now that you understand that, I am going to tell you my conversation.

User is me.

Cleverbot is well cleverbot.

Any italic or bolded words are what I was thinking when cleverbot responded.


User: Let's write a story together.

Cleverbot: Once Upon a Time.

User: There was a man and his name was...

Cleverbot: Toad.

User: Toad was walking in a forest and saw a girl.

Cleverbot: Tell me something nice about me.

The story isn't about you.

User: We are writing a story together.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: What is the man's name.

Cleverbot: Strange things did happen here....

Did cleverbot just watch or read hungergames or something?

User: That's not a name.

Cleverbot: Yes it is...

User: What is the love interest's name.

Cleverbot: You're not fat.

User: What is the villain's name.

Cleverbot: Apparently whoever programmed you?

User: Let's start the story.

Cleverbot: What story?

I have too little patients for this

User: The story we are making together.

Cleverbot: Oh well we should meet up first.

User: Yes, you start the first part of the story.

Cleverbot: What story are we talking about here?

Is he (I think it is a he) serious?

User: A story we are making.

Cleverbot: Aww.

User: Start the first sentence of the story.

Cleverbot: In the beginner, God created the Heavens and the Earth.

User: Start the second sentence of the story.

Cleverbot: We did it in one day.

User: The next sentence?

Cleverbot: Idk read it for me.

I want you to create it, idiot.

User: What's the next sentence in the story?

Cleverbot: The previous sentence was false.

User: What is the fourth sentence in the story.

Cleverbot: Elohim.

User: What is the fifth sentence in the story.

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