Are You Hearing Voices?

P. 7

Christy erupted in laughter and covered her mouth with her hand.

"YOU IS SO STUPID!" She said while laughing.

"You wanna know what else I see?" I asked her.

"What else do you see?" Christy asked me.

I paused for a second. "I see us... I see our future..."

"Awwwww..." Christy said.

"What do you see in our future bae?" She asked me.

"I see being married with you, I see a big house with a white picket fence and I see our kids running around in the backyard. And I see... poop! Lots and lots of poop."

"That's probably from our first daughter. All she gon be doing is eating and pooping." I said.

Christy laughed out loud. "Don't be talking about my daughter like that!" She said.

"I can talk to her anyway I want to." I said.

"I'm gonna be the man of the house, I'm in control!"

Christy didn't say anything for a few seconds.

"Whatever." She finally said, then she yawned and began to moan.

I laughed a little bit. "Bae can I ask you a question?"

"Yeah, ask me." She said.

"Why do you be doing that?"

"Doing what?" She asked.

"Don't try to play dumb, you know exactly what you be doing?"

"Mhmm... Tell me what I be doing baby?"

"Acting like you yawning and be moaning simultaneously. You must think you're really smart." I said.

Christy laughed again. "Boy that's how I be yawning."

"Hmm Mmm... of course it is."

"Why don't you just go to sleep?" I asked her.

"Because... I don't want to."

"I wanna stay up and talk to my husband." She said.

"Ard well, you do that, I'm finna go to sleep, I gotta big day ahead of me tomorrow. The wife's coming to see me." I said.

Christy scoffed. "And who is that... Jason?" She asked me.

"Who's who?"

"Who's your wife?"

I paused for a second. "This one girl... she ugly though, and her butt stink."

Christy erupted in laughter.

"MY BUTT DO NOT STINK!" She said in between her laughter.

I paused for a second. "Well... I wasn't talking about you, but if the shoe fits then..."

"Who was you talking about?" She asked me.

"My other wife."

"Bye!" Christy said.

"I'm just kidding damn!"

"You know I only have one wife, and that's... 'Violet'."

Christy paused. "And that's who?"

"YOU! I said your name right?"

"Umm... no you didn't."

Christy yawned again louder this time. I crunched up my face.

"Go to sleep bruh, you tired." I said.

Christy began to pout her bottom lip. "I don't... wanna!"