Are You Hearing Voices?

P. 40

The boys bit into the sandwiches and began to eat.

"So what you guys wanna do?" Joe asked as he climbed on top of his bed again.

"Let's get high!" Jason said.

"I agree with Jason." Jerry said.

"Let's smoke later, I wanna do something fun." Joe said.

The boys thought for a minute. Then Joe's face lit up and he held up his finger.

"Let's prank call somebody." He said.

He then grabbed the phone book and flipped through some pages looking for a number to call. Once he found one he dialed it but did not press the green call button.

"Who's gonna talk first?" He asked.

Jason volunteered. "I know exactly what I'm going to say." He said as he took the phone and pressed the green call button.

The phone rang thrice and then a man picked up, he had a deep voice.

"Hello..." The man said.

Jason put on a fake Nigerian accent that he got from the many Nigerian films that his father has.

"Hello, my name is Chacha Bonga. I am calling in regards of my Visa to go to Makkah." Jason said in a Nigerian accent.

Joe and Jerry burst out in laughter and fell on the bed.

"Umm... Sir, I don't know what you're talking about." The man said.

"I WANT TO GO TO MAKKAH!" Jason screamed out, then he hung up.

He then fell on the bed with Joe and Jerry and began laughing.

After about ten minutes Jerry picked up the phone and flipped through some pages in the phone book. Once he got to the "L" section, he dialed a number. The phone rang once and another man picked up.

"Yellow?" Another man said. His voice was more gentle then the first man.

"Hello." Jerry said as he put on an old white man's accent.

"Hello sir, this is your neighbor Charles Shnur. I am calling you in regards to your vehicle. It's double parked and is preventing me from going to work. Could you please remove it?" Jerry said.

The man paused for a few seconds. "Umm... I don't have a vehicle." He said.

"HERE COMES CHUCKY!" Jerry said then he hung up. All three boys fell on the bed and erupted in laughter.