Chapter 1: Isekai

39.7K 636 1.4K
                                    

And if you're reading that on TeenFic, you have smol peepee.


" ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off


Your POV:

"So I kicked the bucket, huh ? And what is this, some sort of 'purgatory' or something ? Are you here to judge my sins and decide whether I'm fit for hell or heavens ?"

 "So I kicked the bucket, huh ? And what is this, some sort of 'purgatory' or something ? Are you here to judge my sins and decide whether I'm fit for hell or heavens ?"

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

???: I... I think you read too much religious books on your life.

"Meh. Never have been a pious person. I know that the bible's only the first light novel to know planetary success."

???: A- Alright...

"So, are you gonna tell me why I'm here, or who you are ?"

???: Just a second, there's another one coming

"Another one-"

???: WHERE AM I ?!! What happened ?!

 ???: WHERE AM I ?!! What happened ?!

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

"You're noisy. Calm down. Everything is quite simple, really. We died, and that's all."

???: We... We died... ? Like, for real ?

"Yep. We both went Poof, and now we... Honestly I don't know, isn't that the time when you walk in and start explaining stuff ?"

???: Yes. Kazuma Satou and Y/n L/n, you both suffered a tragic fate, and so-

"Kazuma, huh ? A pleasure."

Kazuma: The pleasure's all mine.

???: Will you let me talk ?!

"No. So how'd you get here exactly ?"

Kazuma: You're asking me how I died ?

"Well, we're both dead, aren't we ? So does it really matter ?"

Sans-ational adventure (Konosuba x Male reader)Where stories live. Discover now