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" ": You talking
' ': You thinking
* *: Narrator/Voice-off
Your POV:
"So I kicked the bucket, huh ? And what is this, some sort of 'purgatory' or something ? Are you here to judge my sins and decide whether I'm fit for hell or heavens ?"
???: I... I think you read too much religious books on your life.
"Meh. Never have been a pious person. I know that the bible's only the first light novel to know planetary success."
???: A- Alright...
"So, are you gonna tell me why I'm here, or who you are ?"
???: Just a second, there's another one coming
"Another one-"
???: WHERE AM I ?!! What happened ?!
"You're noisy. Calm down. Everything is quite simple, really. We died, and that's all."
???: We... We died... ? Like, for real ?
"Yep. We both went Poof, and now we... Honestly I don't know, isn't that the time when you walk in and start explaining stuff ?"
???: Yes. Kazuma Satou and Y/n L/n, you both suffered a tragic fate, and so-
"Kazuma, huh ? A pleasure."
Kazuma: The pleasure's all mine.
???: Will you let me talk ?!
"No. So how'd you get here exactly ?"
Kazuma: You're asking me how I died ?
"Well, we're both dead, aren't we ? So does it really matter ?"
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Sans-ational adventure (Konosuba x Male reader)
FanfictionThere. I did it So now perhaps you guys will finally leave me alone ?