Spiderman One-shots 🕸️

Field trip

I am obsessed with field trip fics so just had to write one myself. In this au, Tony and Steve are married and have adopted Peter, but no one knows this expect Ned, MJ and Wade (Peter's boyfriend.) Only Ned and Wade know about spiderman.

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Peter's POV:

Uh today could not possibly get any worse.

I woke up, which was annoying in itself, to find I never finished my calc homework that is due first period. Then when I got up I slipped on a shit ton of paper on my floor and hit my head on my bedside table. Then to top it all of, Ned text me talking about the god damn science trip to Stark Towers.

MY HOME!

So not only will I have Flash bitching about how I don't really work here, that my internship is fake. Technically he isn't wrong. I don't have an internship, I live here and work as Spiderman. But he doesn't need to know that.

Anyway, not only do I have to put up with Flash, I also have to avoid my family at all costs. They will not waste a second to embarrass me.

I a huff, I get dressed and sulk down to the kitchen. My dad and pops are already there, cooking (or in Dad's case eating) a delicious smelling breakfast of waffles and bacon. I pinch a waffle off Dad's plate and shove it into my mouth, earning a slap to the arm.

"There is plenty here for you, Pete. Don't need to steal my shit." Dad pouts, folding his arms like a pissed of toddler. I giggle and walk over to the living room to grab my bag.

"You excited for today kid?" Pops calls from the kitchen.

"Oh yeah. I can't wait to have a tour of my own house, then have to sit through a Q&A in which you guys will 100% embarrass me. I am so excited." My voice is dripping with sarcasm. I roll my eyes at my parents innocent smiles. "I am going to be late. See you later."

I don't wait for a response. I get into the elevator asking F.R.I.D.A.Y to take me to the garage. I start my car and go to pick up Wade and Ned, then head to school with the others rambling on about who knows what.

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The bus stops outside the tower and I take my sweet time getting off. We file into the lobby and are handed badges by our bubbly tour guide Paige. I like her, she is one of the first interns I met when I was adopted and we were fast friends.

I pocket the visitor badge and instead take out my own level 10 badge. I hear Flash moaning in the distance about only being level one. I smirk to myself and follow the others as Paige starts to talk about the badges.

"Everyone who enters the tower gets a badge. The level corresponds to the amount of clearance in the tower you have. Level one through to level four only have clearance for the first twenty floors. Level six, seven and eight have access to the first eighty floors. Level nine and ten are reserved for avengers, family of the avengers or friends of the avengers. Level nine can only access ninety eight of the one hundred. There are only three members who have level ten badges. Tony Rogers-Stark and Steve Rogers-Stark, as well as their.... Personal intern."

I let out a silent breath, glad she didn't mention me or the fact that they have a son. Flash eyes me suspiciously, then stares at my badge.

Shit.

Shitshitshitshitshit.

"Why the fuck does Penis Parker have a level ten badge. Who's dick did you have to suck to get that." Wade goes to punch him in the face, which under normal circumstances I would have let him. But I need him with me and can't risk him getting kicked out.